i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
If this ain't a glo up, I don't know what is
How?
I'm literally crying right now
Rest in peace Oppy.
WONDER BAR (1934) | dir. Lloyd Bacon
“The other [scene that stands out above the rest] involved a handsome man, asking a dancing couple if he could cut in. The female partner, expecting his attention, agrees, only to see him dance with her male partner. Jolson then flaps his wrist and says, “Boys will be boys. Woo!”. This scene almost caused the Production Code to reject the film, and was featured in the opening scenes of the documentary film The Celluloid Closet (1996).”
Being honest
1. Baby doll
2. Dr Harrison
3. Flit
4. Scarlet Harlot
5. Silver tongue
6. Karren
7. Flaming Katy
8. Hammerhead
You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?
Have to say...
Took a look at the content warnings for the new Fantasy High episode.
Should I be concerned?
This episode of NeverAfter was absolutely bonkers!! I know that we all talk about the first episode and the 'mini-golf intro to horror's with Rosemund,and when that happened it really hyped me up for the out of horror I wanted to see. Don't want to spoil it for anyone,but goodness...
The last 20 minutes were all I ever wanted and more!! I was shook after for a good 15 minutes after the episode ended,but in the best way possible. If I could watch that for the first time again,omg I would in a heartbeat 😍😍
Also,the itsy bitsy spider is my best friend cause he told me so...
He basically is the living and breathing equivalent of this font <3
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I pity the poor fool being judged by their combined power
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aw hell yeah
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