The Trouble Is Humans Are Literally Structured To Find “a Wizard Did It” A More Plausible Explanation

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

they honorably discharged me from the army and gave me a purple heart after i was hit by a cumshot

Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners

i walk into a room & several people yell "trigger warning: f slur!"