Roachesandroaches - Untitled

there's ghosts in there

i don’t like getting hatecrimed over the phone so when i’m at work and old men ask if i have a husband i just say yes and make up a new guy. today someone said “i bet you keep your husband in line with an attitude like that” and i just said “yes he’s so scared of me”

i love the x files

i walk into a room & several people yell "trigger warning: f slur!"

I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf

L STOP RATIO STOP YOU HAVE TRENCH FOOT STOP YOUR WIFE IS UNFAITHFUL STOP YOUR INFANT SON HAS SUCCUMBED TO TUBERCULOSIS STOP

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]