I Can Fix Him [drill Sound] [screaming] [chainsaw Revving]

me standing over a dead body with a bloody knife in my hand: look i know this looks very…uh…(absently snaps fingers three times) oh what’s the word….(”bad?”) no, not bad…i mean, yes bad, obviously, but…uh…it’s like “convicting” but it’s not? you know? well anyway..ugh this is gonna be bothering me all day until i think of it..

the world’s general intolerance for Mulder is either a devastating plot point or comedy gold

i love the x files

they honorably discharged me from the army and gave me a purple heart after i was hit by a cumshot