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like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you’re about to experience the wrath of a god

me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i’m so sorry dude, shit

And the angels wouldn’t help you… because they’ve all gone away.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) dir. David Lynch

don’t even joke about stealing candy from a baby man. i used to do it constantly but i quit cold turkey *distracted woman on phone pushing a stroller with a baby holding the biggest shiniest rainbow lollipop ever goes by i avert my gaze and clench my jaw*

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

if ……. if a demon wore heelies on consecrated ground, would it still burn them

kinda gay for a man to sit with his legs far apart. what is all that space there for? another man?

the world’s general intolerance for Mulder is either a devastating plot point or comedy gold