‪sentenced For 12 Years On Two Counts Of Goofin Around, One Count Of Manslaughter

don’t even joke about stealing candy from a baby man. i used to do it constantly but i quit cold turkey *distracted woman on phone pushing a stroller with a baby holding the biggest shiniest rainbow lollipop ever goes by i avert my gaze and clench my jaw*

My last two brain cells

And the angels wouldn’t help you… because they’ve all gone away.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) dir. David Lynch

Oh you're mad at me for yelling a naughty word really loudly in a public dollar store? Well what If I killed someone? You'd be pretty at me if I did that too right? But I didn't and you're mad at me anyway just for yelling something naughty and I didn't kill anyone and I get the same treatment? Seems like a double standard and an over reaction

the world’s general intolerance for Mulder is either a devastating plot point or comedy gold