Dick, Everytime He Accidentally Breaks Something: Jason! What Have You Done!?

Will, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Jason: Hey.

Percy: Hi.

Frank: Hello!

Will: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Leo: We were out of Doritos.

Assemblywoman Park: You are not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her. END. OF. STORY.

Su-hyeok: [standing at her front porch with a guitar, singing] So why don’t you give me one more-

Assemblywoman Park: [slams door in his face]

x

Jason: You're such a virgin

Tim: I'm not a virgin.

Conner: He's not a virgin.

Jason:.. why would you know that?

Tim: because he's my best friend!

Tim:

Tim: Also, I slept with him.

Robin, smiling with I'll intent: Bart, can you say' ikˈsplōZHən?'

Bart: ikˈsplōZHən

Building behind them blows part. Several Infact.

Bart, standing to dance : We did it!

Gar joins in: We did it! We did it!Yeah!!!

Rachel wonders why she is with the Young Justice.

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

hazel with a scythe would eat

Batman when Superman tries to carry him: *angry, scowling, flips Superman off, only concedes when it's absolutely necessary*

Tim: *makes the uppy motion at Kon when he needs to reach something on a high shelf*

kuboyasu definitely knows how to braid hair

oh and ANOTHER interesting thing that Riordan does with Percy in the tartarus chapters to never ever bring up again is Percy achieving seemingly impossible(?) physical feats.

Like when Percy kills Arachne, he does so so quickly that Annabeth can't comprehend it. She literally asks him "How did you move so fast?" and he just shrugs and is like "Gotta watch out for each other right? Anyways..." and immediately changes the subject.

Then later he jumps over a river with Annabeth on his back and again, right before it, she's like "How are you going to do this??? It's twenty feet across. How can you possibly do that?" and he straight up is just like "yeah I can do it just close your eyes" and then does it???

of course these moments happen during Annabeth's pov so we'll never know for sure but its just so fascinating cause Riordan goes out of his way to indicate that Percy was displaying strength, speed, agility, etc way beyond his typical threshold while also implying that not only was Percy aware of it but he was either trying to downplay it to Annabeth or avoid discussing it altogether.