this post goes out to sally fucking jackson
the woman who stayed in an abusive relationship for years to keep her son safe.
the woman who survived a minotaur attack and the underworld.
the woman who ate a primarily blue diet out of pure spite.
the woman who turned her abusive husband into a statue and sold him for a fortune.
the woman who was offered, by poseidon, a palace under the sea if she wished.
the woman who picked up a shotgun from a police car, used it against a laistrygonian giant, and when asked when she learned how to use it, responded “just now”.
a woman who, without notice, was met by a newly-human god and his twelve year old master and, without batting an eye, offered them food and clothing.
a woman who is a mother above all mothers.
i love sally jackson.
Think it would be funny if Kusuo was actually lacking in vitamins and only realizes the repercussions of this once he doesn’t have his powers to use as an aid
Kusuo: I’m kind of dizzy so I’ll just float my book over to me instead of getting up
Powerless Kusuo: Uh oh
Damian:
Tim:
Damian:
Tim:
Damian: ... *opens his arms*
Tim:
Tim: *sighs*
Tim: *helps Damian up to get to a tall shelf*
Damian, now down: *hasitates*... Thanks *leaves*
Dick: I don't know if I should be mad that you helped him get something Alfred has forbidden or happy you two had such a nice interaction for once
Jason, pinching his arm repeatedly: Talk for yourself, that felt surreal to me
he's looking for hot milfs in your area
Kusuo is essentially a hissing and biting feral cat Nendo caught and took to the vet and his friends are all trying to give him necessary vaccines so he can live healthily (friendship, love, affection, safety, etc.)
The main Saiki friendgroup and pk psychics are mostly seperate group right? And Saiki acts deferently with both of them so what happened is someone from the main friendgroup (like Kaidou or sth) witnesses some "weird" Saiki behavior? Like Saiki being more sarcastic and mean or even violent thowards Toritsuka, while hanging out with him. Or he hears Saiki calmly saying "kill yourself" and he's shocked that Saiki, who is so nice and calm could say something like that, even to the germ. Or Teruhashi overhears a conversation between Aiura and Toritsuka that goes like: "Yo wheres Saiki" "oh he's stalking that guy again" "again? Damn he needs to leave that poor guy alone" and she's like "what? Stalking? I never thought Saiki was like that". Or the groups combine and they’re playing "who is the most likely to..." and there’s a question like "whos most likely to tell you to kill yourself/beat someone up" and the psychickers are automaticaly like "Saiki" "Saiki-san" "Kusuo" and everyone else questions if they even know him.
Fight me on this (actually don't) but Tim is Dick's baby brother. He is the one Dick gets to take on silly adventures, they go to the grocery store and max out Bruce's credit card on the toys section. They take a weekend off to laze on Dick's couch watching bad movies and eating day old pizza until Tim says he wants something more substantial, but instead of cooking something, Dick presents him with a can of tomato soup and goes "Here's your dinner, your Majesty," and Tim's a menace so he drinks it straight from the can without heating it just to throw it up five minutes later.
Tim is the one who still goes up to Dick and tells him about his day, who asks him for advice, and calls him just to share a funny story. Tim is the one who tries to make Dick's favourite foods when he is down, who pulls Dick out of bed on the days he feels like drowning, he is the one who sits on Dick's living room when the world feels too big and he is too small, and Dick has piles of cases to finish.
Tim is the one Dick would go feral for, the one Dick doesn't know how to give up because he was the one that was there when shit hit the fan and Dick thought he would never get up again.
Tim: I think I've been focusing too much on the gun aspect of gun Batman and not enough on the Batman aspect. All I have to do is never become batman and I'll never become gun batman and I can shoot as many people as I want!
whenever I see an anti percabeth tag I have to hold myself back from arguing, (it’s a opinion about a fictional couple it is not that serious) but whoever says that percabeth is bad because “annabeth is abusive” is just??? No????!!!
And if you think that because of the comments about Percy worrying about being a good boyfriend to annabeth, it isn’t because annabeth is abusive, because she’s not, it’s about his self-esteem from his trauma and his survival guilt. He worry’s about being a bad boyfriend JUST AS MUCH as he worries about being a bad son to sally. He talks about how he feels like it’s his fault his mother is so stressed. He feels inadequate because he feels he’s let so many people down and he’s terrified to fail more people. Not to mention the fact that he has been abused before. He knows what abuse is like and would be aware if annabeth was ACTUALLY abusing him. AND SHES NOT!!! Not to mention, even if she was abusing him, he has so many people in his life who’ve been abused that’s someone would point it out. But Percy’s not this poor little baby, who’s doesn’t know any better. He’s very smart and has serious self hatred issues. It doesn’t stem from the people he loves. It comes from the people who didn’t love him.
Tim after causing another international incident: While this may at first glance seem like the stupidest thing I've ever done.....it's actually not that high on the list
Mrs Ghafa: when did you realized you were ready to be a parent?
Kaz: well, not to brag but the queen herself inspired me
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Zoya: YOU ARE A SICK MAN! NO,SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! YOU KNOW I SHOULD HAVE YOU EXECUTED FOR THIS? WHAT PART OF YOUR SICK BRAIN MADE YOU THINK IT WAS OKAY TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO GIVING YOU FULL CUSTODY OF MY CHILD?…
Kaz : she said “i love you uncle Kaz”
Zoya: YOU-ARE-NOT-HER-UNCLE, AND IF YOU WANT A CHILD SO BAD YOU SHOULD GO AND HAVE YOUR OWN AND LEAVE MINE!
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Kaz: she told me that i totally should be a father
Inej: well…not a lie ,technically