Damian:

Tim: Welcome to this meeting of the Wayne family middle child club. Shall we get started?

Jason: Why are you in charge of this club? Im the first middle child, I should be in charge.

T: I'm in charge because you're in charge of the dead robin club. Plus as basically the middlest mild child I think I'm more qualified.

Steph: When did we vote on who was in charge?

T: STEPH!?! Why are you here, you're not even legally one of Bruce's kids?

S: but since you all consider me family I think I belong here.

J: Agreed

Duke: how often do you guys have meetings like this?

Cass: more often than you'd think

Duke: do they all start like this?

J: Yeah pretty much

Duke: um...ok.

Dick, walking in: oh what are you guys up too?

J: NOTHING GET OUT.

imagine creating a silly little story for your kid, and years later, they light the empire state building in blue to celebrate the silly little character you created. must be crazy

Ramsa and Wylan would've been besties <3

Tim: I’ve been picking back up an old hobbie.

Jason: K that’s great buddy.

Tim:

Jason:

Jason: You’re not stalking me and Dick again are you?

Tim:

Jason:

Jason: YOU’RE NOT STALKING US AGAIN ARE YOU??

To me, the funniest thing about seeing recent, as in the last few years, fanart of the batfamily is how Tim is not specifying tied to any outfit. For him, it's basically whatever the artist likes most or one they made up themselves and personally I think it's great.

Don't get me wrong, the other have a bit of nuance too, like Jason is a toss-up between his old costume with his helmet and his most recent one. For Damian, he might have his most recent gray and red costume vs his standard robin costume. But Tim's is always artist's pick and I think it's fabulous.

this post goes out to sally fucking jackson

the woman who stayed in an abusive relationship for years to keep her son safe.

the woman who survived a minotaur attack and the underworld.

the woman who ate a primarily blue diet out of pure spite.

the woman who turned her abusive husband into a statue and sold him for a fortune.

the woman who was offered, by poseidon, a palace under the sea if she wished.

the woman who picked up a shotgun from a police car, used it against a laistrygonian giant, and when asked when she learned how to use it, responded “just now”.

a woman who, without notice, was met by a newly-human god and his twelve year old master and, without batting an eye, offered them food and clothing.

a woman who is a mother above all mothers.

i love sally jackson.

I made a comic out of a classic two sentence horror story

Why Thalia, Percy, and Nico should be the little 3 instead of Percy, Nico, and Jason

1) All of them are greek, and it doesn't make sense for it to be 2 Greeks and a Roman. It might be my neuro divergence but it irks me to no end

2) Thalia is a queen and an OG. Before Jason, she was there

3) There's literally a whole quest with the 3 of them

4) They all have more history together!!! Thalia also knew Nico when he was a kid!!! She was on the quest that killed his sister!!!

4.5) She's also a Hunter of Artemis and there could be great character moments between her and Nico talking abt Bianca and helping Nico get over any resentment towards the hunter of Artemis

4.75) Look, Thalia must have also been affected by Bianca's death but nobody addresses it!!! It wasn't just Percy and Nico affected guys, Zoe, Thalia, and Grover were there too!!!

5) She helped create the Dam joke. I don't need to say anymore than that

6) This may be unintentional but I think it's unfair that Thalia and Hazel being the only female big 3 kids (except Bianca RIP) get shafted a lot in favour of their male counterparts

Achilles: Do you like-like me or just like me as a friend?

Patroclus: *exasperated* I literally just railed you. What do you think?

Big three