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Checo be like : Awww hell no i am not going to be stuck with those 2
Horner: So we’re going to have you, Max and Daniel in a room and one of you will be dressed by the other two.
Checo: …. I’m going to be in the fan zone
Horner: You don’t even know when-
Checo: I will be in the fan zone
One word : EXACTLY
It’s literally soothes your soul without costing $200 a pop
Pansy vs Ginny
2ish years Post war
Ginny: selfish, narcissistic, jealous
Pansy: protective, unhinged, "you don't fuck with Pansy or the people she loves"
*Hermione and Pansy bond over the crazy shit they will do for loved ones. Setting teachers on fire, cursing boils on to a snitches face etc.
***DRACO LIKES HIS WOMEN SCARY & DEADLY**
Side Dramione = melded friend groups
Harry & Hermione have a sibling relationship
Pansy & Draco have a sibling relationship
Harry & Ginny marry after war
No kids
Harry works DMLE. Stuck there, puts in too much time & exhausted when at home.
Ginny plays quidditch but it isn't enough. Isn't getting the attention she wants from Harry. Still feels young and like wasting time.
Ginny cheats on Harry with Blaise
Leaves Harry but doesn't divorce and continues said fling with Blaise.
Harry floos to Hermione's unknowing the Malfoy's are hosting Theo (BI and getting around!) and Pansy (single).
So it turns into drunk Harry sob story.
Pansy decides to take him under her wing.
Full hurt/comfort over time.
Harry and Ginny are separated for a year.
No 'I love you' said between Harry and Pansy but SHE 100% has caught feelings and thought they were reciprocated
(Pansy still sees Blaise as a dear friend if not brother. Idk how she feels or handles Blaise being the homewrecker of sorts.... But Blaise ends up catching feelings for Ginny)
Ginny catches wind that Harry is moving on and decides to get him back.
Blaise doesn't open up easily but Ginny wormed her way into his heart then broke it.
Pansy is livid about that.
Harry takes Ginny back because he still *thinks* he loves her and they are still legally married.
Pansy is destroyed by that.
HOWEVER after a tiny bit of angsty time Harry planned to end it and be with Pansy!! But she acts too quickly... And it changes everything.
Pansy makes a fake alibi with Hermione but doesn't tell her what she is planning.
Mione knows how Pansy feels about Harry and agrees. (She knows what the fuck she's about son)
Harry is working late and Pansy still has access through his home floo. She finds Ginny alone in the house and gets her talking, finding out how truly awful Ginny is on the inside.
Pansy with minimal effort sends out curses and disapperates the 2 of them to her family's dungeons.
Harry was late at the Ministry talking to Draco about his change of heart with Ginny and wanting to end it to be with Pansy.
Draco tells Mione when he gets home and she puts together what the alibi Convo was about and is like OH FUCK we have to tell Pansy ASAP
The Malfoy's are panicking like, the FUCK do we do?! Let whatever happen or stop her? To patronus or not to patronus
Ginny regains consciousness to find herself magically and physically restrained to a stainless steel table.
Pansy starts monologuing about Harry, Blaise and the hurt Ginny caused them, plus what she is going to do whilst Ginny is under her control.
*insert song lyrics here!*
Hermione decides to send a patronus message to Pansy hoping it will get to her before it's too late.
A wispy glowing otter comes swimming into the Parkinson's Dungeon. Pansy's head snaps up when she hears Hermione's voice proclaiming Harry's love for her and to not do anything rash. Smiling, she wipes a tear from her cheek and feels the slick of blood against her skin. As Hermione's voice fades away so does the patronus, leaving Pansy alone with the carnage that was Ginny Weasley-Potter.
After a couple days Harry reports Ginny missing.
**WHERE SHOULD IT GO FROM HERE?!?**
Preparing myself to rage
Welp, I know I'm gonna rage and start talking shit about Max after this so prepare yourselfs, mes amors
So cute
This Adrienette moment was so sweet. Mari woke up Adrien with a kiss ❤😍😍😭😭😭
Consider this as my way to say : Have a safe and good race!!! Go get them all Lewis!!!!! Never forget to be you in your own unique way
Me : *nods aggresively*
Me : Yeah, and lets hope he gets a podium and that Verstappen won't be all pampered over
manifesting for a good start for lewis, safe race, good pace, record breaking pitstops, bono charm, lewis beast mode
Caroline : Hehehehe
Caroline : I always knew you were obsessed with me but damm, you went all highschool crush on me
I had completely forgotten this and. seeing him burn his multiple pages full of sketches of Caroline's face as if he's trying to ~exorcise her~ out of his system is SO FREAKING HILARIOUS when we know what we know LMAO.
like. my man. you're going to die still in love with her. she is going to be your last love. this emo moment is pitiful xDD
This parallel is amazing, hands down
1.22 Founder’s Day / 2.07 Masquerade
Omg, I love them so much!!!!!! We were robbed of another amazingg, iconic and splendid duo!!! And this comes back to one of my ideas : Katherine is a surivor, Caroline is a fighter and together they are thrivers!!!!! (I'm making this a tag)
I woke up I was stuck in a dream You were there you were tearing up everything - Mikky Ekko – We Must Be Killers
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HERA!!!!!!! YOU MONSTERS
I just read the latest LO episode and...
(caps)
HOLY FUCK AIN'T NO WAY HERA FUCKS KRONOS WTF IS THIS DYSTOPIAN SHIT I CAN'T-
IT'S FINALLY CONFIRMED NOOOO
JUST WHY???
Poor Hera.
I WILL NOT BE TAKING SHIT ON THIS!!!!!! MAX STOLE LEWIS'S 8TH CHAMPIONSHIP
Such a masterpiece!!!!
Aonung to Kiri "now I am united for life to the person I love the most and that is you Kiri"
************************************************************************ Aonung has always loved Kiri, he fell in love from the moment he saw her beautiful face, her beautiful rebellious black hair, her beautiful hands (although they have an extra finger)…. he wants to be more than his friend, he really wants to be with her every time he saw her sad, after Neteyam's death, everything he had wanted with Kiri increased, Also to her. After she and your family became Metkayina permanently and officially, Aonung saw new opportunities to tell her his feelings
************************************************************************ After the celebration of the Sully family as part of the Clan of Aonung's family, he observes Kiri with the others celebrating and laughing, in a way that made Aonung want to hold her hand and dance with her. When he finds her on the beach, he decides to give her a courtship gift. And so tell Kiri his feelings at last
************************************************************************ One night, Aonung had decided that it was time to confess his feelings to her for a long time and he wanted to tell her his feelings, now it was much easier since she had Metkayina. Aonung left his cabin and took the small necklace he had made for her, he honestly didn't know how he had done it, since they weren't exactly good for that kind of delicate crafts. Aonung soon found Kiri sitting on the beach looking at the night sky the freckles on his skin shone like the stars, there was a beach that was quite far from the clan, he knew perfectly well that his beloved would be there, watching the waves come and go or just humming a sweet melody, and so it was, when he arrived he heard that sweet voice that He approached in silence, he didn't want to accidentally scare her and sat carefully next to her, when Kiri turned around and saw him, she smiled at him sweetly
"What are you doing here, Aonung?"
She asked as she looked into his eyes with curiosity
"I wanted to give you something"
He told her this one, while he carefully took the necklace he had made for her, Kiri kept looking at him. Aonung blushed and asked him doubtful
"Can I give it to you if you want?"
"Of course you can put it on, Ao'nung"
He said this as he raised his back to make it easier for Aonung to put on the necklace, which had a beautiful shell as its main accessory. Aonung, being as careful as possible, put the necklace around his neck, at that moment I feel a gigantic temptation, his neck. He was exposed, he didn't even resist his desire and took his mouth to his neck, his mouth grazed his shoulder and deposited a sweet kiss on his neck. Kiri let out a gasp at such contact, she blushed violently, she had loved Aonung for a long time, the truth was that she felt much more than friendship towards the metkayina, her heart beat quite fast every time she saw him and a blush was visible on her face. And it felt like it was getting wet. With a slight gasp, he said with his eyes closed
"Aonung…"
He immediately reacted by moving away from his neck
"I'm sorry, so much, I didn't want to do that.… I'm sorry"
She just turned around, looked him in the eyes and decidedly told the metkayina that she had stolen her heart, for a long time
"I love you, Aonung." He said as his blush increased when he said it
Aonung was speechless, but he reacted immediately, the kiss, a needy and loving kiss, moved his lips over hers, hit him more, their bodies collided and he felt in the clouds
"Aonung…"
Kiri groaned in the middle of the kiss, both separated, joined their foreheads and Aonung mentioned
"I love you too, Kiri"
He told him with a smile and added
"I love you, as I have never loved anyone, I love you as you are, I love everything about you, from your hair to the tips of your feet"
"I have also loved you, Aonung, for a long time, even though sometimes you are a fool"
He told him as he laughed and smiled at him. Aonung smiled and kissed her again. They separated due to lack of air, he helped her get up and said
"Come with me, my love, I want to show you a place"
"¿My love?"
She mentioned that blushing and moved she was funny
"Yes, that will be my loving nickname for you from now on"
he told him before kissing his lips and taking his hand to go together
"my love, now come with me"
He told her as she was carrying in her arms like a princess and walked away from the beach
"Where are we going?"
She asked with doubts
"You'll see it soon"
He told her in her ear, in the most seductive way, what made her tremble and blush, understanding what they would do in a certain place
They arrived at that unknown place, it was unknown to Kiri but it was not for Aonung, it was a cave, it was something small but at the same time spacious and beautiful, there was all kinds of vegetation, from large palm trees to small mosses, these glowed in the dark, which made you see that place more beautiful than it was for the eyes of the two teenagers Kiri put her hand and felt the fish approaching her and while she moved her hand the fish followed her, she smiled, that feeling was very pleasant. ...Aonung just looked at her, seeing her every day made him happy. He liked to see her smile since what mattered to him was that. ... Your happiness. ...Soon he approached her, knelt down and delicately grabbed her waist. He put his mouth to his ear and whispered to him
"You are beautiful..."
And he delicately bit his lobe, he received a moan in response, a sweet moan that led him to continue, to unite... to mate with her. Kiri shuddered when she felt the high touch of the metkayina's hands on her waist, and her breath grazed her neck, each caress made her shudder, she loved Aonung, she wanted to be hers, to be his wife, but her nerves were dyed at that moment. Aonung began to kiss his shoulder delicately, he soon made Kiri turn around and look him in the eyes, doubtful, I ask him
"¿Are you sure about this?"
He told her, looking into her eyes, looking at insecurity or fear
"Yes, yes, I'm sure... I'm just very nervous"
She told her a little nervous, she tilted Kiri's lips they had a fresh flavor, like a freshly cut, juicy and ripe fruit, they would surely be the new addiction of the metkayina, she deepened that kiss, she inserted her tongue into her cavity, that small space was fucking delicious, their tongues waged a war, they intertwined and their
"Stupid oxygen"
Aonung told her before kissing her again, then she began to kiss her again even more passionately than before, she slowly stood over Kiri's body, on top of her legs
"I can't believe you really love me, I'm mestizo with demon blood on my body"
When he heard her say that, Aonung separated enough to look at her, before kissing her forehead and taking her braid
"I already chose you as my wife, kiri"
Aonung told him before caressing his cheek while he looked at it, when he heard it Kiri's eyes lit up before telling him the following
"You need to accept me too"
He said he was still looking at her
"I had already chosen you Aonung for a long time I want to be your wife"
He told her before taking her braid and putting it between the two
"I want to be just yours Aonung"
Upon hearing Kiri say those words, she and Aonung intertwined their braids feeling the union of their feelings before looking and starting to kiss again, soon kissed her again even more passionate than before. Love and passion, lust and desire was what both young people overflowed at that moment, they separated from that kiss, Aonung began to go down his neck leaving marks on his way and the occasional bite, he soon came to the accessories that Kiri used to cover her breasts, he carefully took it off knowing that he would need it later to get dressed again and thus not get naked from the upper part of his body
"Ahhh"
Aonung heard Kiri moan when she left her breasts visible, what was heard from Kiri next. It was when he felt how Aonung approached his face, he began to kiss his breasts before licking them while he began to caress them, Aonung took his breasts and began to massage them, he heard Kiri moan at such contact
"Kiri, believe me, I'm trying to contain myself... but you don't make it easy for me"
Kiri groaned as he felt Aonung's tongue slide down his nipples, at the same time that Aonung caressed his crotch. Kiri, blinded by the pleasure that was invading her by Aonung's caresses in her body she desperately, answered
"Aonung No pairs....Ahh....please, Aonung no pairs"
Aonung approached his ear, telling him the following
"I didn't plan to do it, my love..."
In one movement, Aonung removed Kiri's loincloth, leaving her completely naked in his sight. He got up, the view he had of her, how to say it... it was... exciting. Her bangs were almost covering her eyes to her, Aonung sweetly took it off looking at her flushed face, her lips slightly swollen, her breasts free and exposed to her delight, her gaze lost in pleasure and lust, it was a fucking exciting show for the future Olo'eykan of the metkayina. Aonung put her on top of her legs while she put hers on the sides of her waist, still sitting on the floor of the crow and both hugged each other, he stroked her back, while Kiri without him noticing untied his hair gathered in a chongo, leaving those curls free
"You know that I almost never let anyone touch my hair, but for you I can always make an exception"
Then I kissed her, a soft and slow kiss, which showed all the love that Aonung had for Kiri. Soon Aonung laid Kiri on the floor before putting on top of her, he took off his loincloth before putting his face on top of his, he sweetly took his wrists and placed them above his head, she was again at his mercy and defenseless before Aonung looked at her breasts again, they were small, but for him they were perfect.… for Kiri it was literally. Aonung took off his loincloth and placed it gently putting himself in his entrance
"Kiri, it's going to hurt at first, but I promise you it won't be for long"
Aonung told him as he gently grabbed his legs
"Please just do it"
Kiri said anxiously, her wet and throbbing intimacy, she urgently needed Aonung's member, she entered slowly, so as not to cause her pain, Kiri screamed in pain, Aonung kissed her on her lips, shoulders and breasts. Soon the pain turned into pleasure and Kiri swayed his hips as a sign that Aonung could already move, he began slow and soft attacks full of delicacy and love, Kiri was going crazy with the pleasure that Aonung was giving him
"But Aonung... give me more please"
Kiri desperately begged Aonung
"As you wish, my love"
Aonung increased her speed, while Kiri was ecstatic with her body
"No one else can touch you, kiss you and feel you except me"
He said as he delved into his onslaught
"YES, I'm just yours Aonung"
She said excitedly. Before kissing again. When they both felt like they were at their limit, before Ao'nung left her. Kiri wanted more, he needed Ao'nung again, he needed his member inside. She stood on top of him, while Aonung was under her, Kiri sat on his legs, and began to make small jumps on him now riding him, he whispered to her
"You want to feel me again, it's not like that"
She nodded desperately, while doing that, Aonung who just couldn't stand it anymore, quickly put Kiri back under him, while he penetrated her and gave her kisses at the same time
"Ahhh"
Kiri groaned when he felt so much pleasure again. Aonung set the rhythm, the moans that came out of Kiri were music to Aonung's ears
"!AONUNG¡"
She groaned when she felt her vaginal walls contract and was released. A wave of emotions and sensations invaded both Kiri and Aonung at that time, she had had her first orgasm, with the person she loved and who loved her in the same way. Aonung came out of it and they both lay down hugging together in the grass he believed in the earth. Aonung looking into his eyes mentioned
"I love you, my love"
She responds before falling asleep in the arms of her beloved now life partner
"I love you too, Ma Aonung"
And he closed his eyes falling into a deep sleep. He kissed his forehead and fell asleep next to THE woman he loved.
THE END
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Where can I buy it????
just saw a shirt that said "i just want red bull to lose" iconic
Me neither
Genuinely can't watch carstappen win twice in one weekend
When I mean I screamed for half an hour I was not joking!!!!
@ F1 you can't see or wut?
Estaban deserves to be treated better than the way he is treated, and Max needs to stop being treated like the king of F1.
(I just got out of my : I hate Max era and now as I watch F1, I am very tempted to go back into hating him)
ocon is getting penalties for going 0.1 km/h faster in the pit lane while mv00 literally attempted murder and got a kiss on the forehead for it
Why is this so funny
Silly Season ‘22 - Day 3
As a Britcedes fan, this has been hilarious to watch from the outside.
Boys pls remain non stupid, so this post doesn’t come back to bite me in the ass.
Bonus:
That's my man, I love him and when he defends Lewis, I love him 100 times more.
How dare you talk to my wife in that tone?
It is true, they let him get away with way to many things
if anyone other than max did that they'd be under investigation and getting a penalty
I'm rebloging because it's an iconic picture of Kylian
ddg deserves a new contract!!!
be fr 😭
Please make this happen
I hope that Lewis, Charles or Pierre come in first. I am praying right now (don't get me wrong I am getting over my "I hate Max" stage but I don't like him!!!) but dang it I am losing my mind right now!!!!!
Me : *inhales*
Me : ZOOOS
Hera:Zeus?
Hera:*walking in on Zeus cheating on her for the billionth time*
Zeus:*covers himself*
The mistress:*terrified*
Hera:*gives up and leaves and closes the door*
Zeus*runs out*: Why aren't you stopping me?
Hera*emotionless*: You should be able to do what you want.*walks away*
Zeus*grabs her hand*: b-but what about us?
Hera*hurt*: Was there an us?
Zeus*shocked*: OF COURSE THERE WAS AN US!!
Hera*voice cracking*: Then why are there always other people in this relationship?
Zeus: w-well......
Hera*emotionless*: Give it up Zeus there is no more us, so you can continue being with other women.*walks away*
Zeus*in tears*: H-hera please......I love you....Please Hera....you know I love you...Hera... Hera....
Hera:*locks herself in her room*
Hera*in tear*:*starts giving up on everything*
PEVENSIE SIBLINGS + chess pieces
I love my olympians so much
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Young Artemis*glaring*:Give it
Young Apollo*also glaring*: No
Both*glares*
Young Artemis: *attacks him*
Young Apollo: MOMMMMMMMM ARTEMIS IS ATTACKING ME
Young Artemis:*smacks him*
Leto*comes in*: ......what happened?
Young Artemis*crying*: He took my favorite toy
Leto:*takes the toy and returns it to Artemis*
Leto*nicely*: Now both of you will stop attacking each other. And Apollo stop taking your sister's toys.
Young Apollo: Yes mother*about to cry*
Leto*softly*: Come here *hugs him*
Young Artemis*thinking*: *WTF IS HE CRYING ABOUT?*
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In Kronos's stomach
Hestia: He really needs to control his diet
Demeter*disgusted*: Agreed it's so gross in here
Hera: *appears after being swallowed*
Demeter and Hestia: Hello
Demeter:
Hestia:
Baby Hera:
Hestia:*picks up Hera*
Demeter: .....hi? .....Your stuck here for eternity?
Hestia*judging*: She is a child she doesn't have to know that yet!
Demeter: WHAT you told me that!!. Don't tell me your already favoring her over me!
Demeter*to baby Hera*: Just so you know I was here before you. *Grabs Hestia* She is mine. STAY AWAY!!
Baby Hera:
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Young Hephaestus: Mama look*presents his inventions*
Hera*bring him for a hug*: WOW it's marvelous.
Young Hephaestus:*laughs*
Young Hephaestus*excited*: Let me show you how it works!!
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Young Ares*confused*: So he is this thing called an asshole?
Hera*proud*: Yes
Zeus:*walks in*
Young Ares: Dad you are a asshole
Zeus:*dumbfounded*
Young Ares:*proud of himself*
Hera and young Ares:*hi fives*
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Zeus*mad*: who did it?
Young Hermes: It's not me
Young Dionysus: Not me either
Young Apollo: It's definitely not me
Poseidon*walks by*: Zeus, whoever did that prank on you is a genius.*laughs*
Zeus*grumbling*: Whatever-
Young Hermes: IT WAS ME THAT DID THIS PRANK!
Young Dionysus: It's me,so I'm the Genius
Young Apollo: It can't be you if anyone is the mastermind ITS ME.
Zeus*confused*:* do they want to get into trouble?*
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Young Artemis*randomly*: Boys are stupid.
Young Athena: FINALLY someone gets it.They are so annoying!
Young Artemis*annoyed*: They are also so rude.
Young Athena*disgusted*: And gross
Zeus:
Poseidon:
Hades:
Hera, Hestia, Demeter:*laughing to the point of exhaustion*
I repeat : Awwwwwwwwwww
"I wonder if they are having fun?" Hestia questioned while hanging out with Poseidon, Demeter and Hades.
Suddenly the door opened. They saw a figure. Two people.
"Look,their back!!"Poseidon exclaimed as they rushed and ran to greet them. Suddenly Hestia stopped.
"Ow-" Hades muttered as Demeter and Poseidon bumped into him.
Then they realized why Hestia stopped.
"Why do you have a child?" Poseidon dumbfoundedly questioned.
Hera smiled and lovingly gazed at the infant in her arms.
Hestia thought the baby looked cute. "What's the baby's name?"
"Hephaestus" Hera whispered her joy evident on her face.
"WAIT, SO YOU GUYS WENT ON A COUPLE RETREAT ,AND CAME BACK WITH A CHILD!!?" Poseidon shouted.
"Shush there is a baby in your presence" Demeter then smacked Poseidon.
"ow-"Poseidon said as he rubbed his head.
Then baby Hephaestus suddenly giggled.
Demeter was awestruck. "Woah" "That was so cute!!"
Poseidon and Hades were glaring at each other before they both said "I'm going to be the favorite Uncle!!"
The attempt to win baby Hephaestus's favor soon started.
Poseidon made weird faces. Which was weird to say the least. Hades talked in a weird high pitch voice and gave baby Hephaestus some drachmas-as a bribe. Baby Hephaestus was not pleased and started crying.
"You made the babyyyyy cryyyy hades" Poseidon laughed and said in a singsong voice.
"shhhh it's ok" Hera said softly while rocking Hephaestus in her arms.
Zeus was looking at both his son and wife with lovestruck eyes.
"Hera you should sit down first" Hestia suggested.
So the 6 of them walked to and sat on their thrones.
Hephaestus continued crying as Hera attempted to calm him down. Then Hera remembered something "Hestia can you bring the stuffed toy I made?"
"Sure" Hestia then left to get it.
"He looks so cute. He looks like you" Zeus lovingly said.
Hera blushed. Then Poseidon sang " Zeus and Hera in love like two...... pigs" Hades softly laughed while two people were glaring at Poseidon. Unfortunately this 'song' made Hephaestus cry even more when Hestia walked in .
"I found the toy hammer" Hestia stated as she passed the toy hammer to Zeus.
Zeus waved the hammer in front of Hephaestus. He stopped crying but he looked rather confused.
Hera smiled at his confused face. Hephaestus then made motions to grab the hammer as Zeus brought it closer to him and then brought it further away. Repeatedly.
Hephaestus wasn't crying like Hera expected him to. Instead he was pouting and glaring at Zeus. Finally Zeus handed the toy hammer to Hephaestus.
Though he was just a newborn, Hephaestus seemed to be having fun by excitedly waving the toy hammer.
"With his excitement towards the hammer, he would make a good god of blacksmith" Zeus stated. At that time he wouldn't know how true his statement would be.
Hera rocked baby Hephaestus to sleep as he got more and more tired as he played with the hammer. "We should bring him to the nursery"
Zeus nodded and held Hephaestus as Hera got up from her throne. Then they walked to the nursery. And placed Hephaestus on his bed as Hera and Zeus gazed at him with love and adoration.
Hestia, Demeter, Hades and Poseidon smiled seeing their siblings happy and in love.
Awwwwwwwww
Young Hephaestus walks into Zeus and Hera bedroom
Hephaestus:*holding his stuffed toy"
Hera*slightly sleepy*: Hephaestus?
Zeus*also sleepy*: what?
Hephaestus:*runs on to his parents's bed*
Zeus*smiling*: What brings you here?
Hephaestus: I couldn't sleep. *tears forming in his eyes*
Hera*notices his tears*: It's okay*pats the bed* come on you can sleep with us today.
Hephaestus:*smiles and snuggles on the bed with them*
Hephaestus: Papa can you tell me a story?
Zeus*thinking*: hmmm...I have no story for you today but I could sing.
Hera and Hephaestus*immediately*: NOO
Zeus*offended*: it's not that bad.
Zeus: right Hera?
Hera and Hephaestus: *pretends to be asleep*
Zeus*rolling his eyes*: right? Hephaestus?
Hephaestus:*giggles*
Zeus:*starts singing... horribly*
Hephaestus and Hera:*laughing and pointing out every out of tune note he sings*