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Jonathan Sims, you skeptical little archivist, I love you so much but stop discrediting every statement you come across.
So, I just begun listening to the Magnus Archives Podcast; and even if I could stay here hours to talk about how much I love it already, I'm here to be my dumbass self:
I'm here to talk about the episode 16: "Arachnophobia"
The first thing you gotta know about why I feel like this about this episode, is that I'm in no way shape or form arachnophobic; I love spooders with all my heart and to me, they're only the arachnid equivalent of the danger noodles (which I also love, but I'm not here to talk about this).
Second thing is that when I'm scared, I try to empathize with the villain and not the protagonist of the horror I'm watching, or in this case, listening to.
In this Episode, Carlos Vittery explains how he moved to this flat to find the thing he had been fleeing from: spiders.
But tell me, just tell me, that I wasn't the only one to think how good must've felt the spider the second Carlos saw him on the TV screen.
I just imagine Carlos trying to grasp at his sanity while this little shit just makes fortnite dances on his tv screen, while giving him a metaphorical middle finger.
rana: im pregnant bitches
*bat woohoo*
rana: here you go
canon: thanks bAbe but I sH0uld be the one giving you flowees
rana: lmao its 2018
canon: I know but ive beem around for a while.
rana: aww your too cute
canon: your too funny
rana: *blows a kiss*
geoffrey: wHo thE fUck aRe U
rana: boi, your worst nightmare...
geoffery sTAr : *is quacking*
caleb: who you get those from???
raina : that old guy up the road
caleb: and your drinking them and you don’t know who he is ???
raina: yeah..... am I not supposed to
caleb: i mean do what you want but you don’t know him
raina: who are u?
caleb: Caleb Vatore, im just coming to check no humans are moving in
raina: yep im not an human
caleb: well then nice to meet you
