sad0mori

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dont be afraid to be a cunt ... its the only thing we have left ...

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

i need every human being on earth to love me

it's gotta be great to be a like casually worshipper of an apocalyptic god of destruction and evil. like every time something awful happens you can just chalk it up as another win for lord blooddeath and smile a little

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

i called up the jerk store and asked if they had you in stock. They said they actually have way too many of you because nobody wants to buy you. You may think this is a compliment or a silly little reversal, but you would be wrong. The man on the phone explained that despite your significant overstocking at the jerk store, nobody wants to buy you because you are simply too much of a jerk. You are too much of a jerk for the jerk store. That is the point of my annecdote. Anyway, the divorce hearing is on Thursday at 4:45. Yeah in the morning.

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

you know what? fuck you *falls asleep tenderly in your arms*

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

oh, sex? actually, can you just beat me up homoerotically so i can go home and jerk off about it later?

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground

Hint