Latest Posts by sad0mori - Page 2

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

can't today. busy.

bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

fuckk that’s creepy as hell. makes me feel sick n disgusting. i love it i need more of it right fucking nowww

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

everybody on this bus is ignoring me even though im so cutely struggling to stand and slipping repeatedly in a puddle of my own blood

i don't know if im alive or real anymore or if i ever was do yuo think you could cut a hole in me and stick your hand inside to check

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

please will someone save me. haha im just kidding. please can i be saved

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

*getting my dick sucked* how useless and moronic this world is. Barbarity and pestilence have overtaken the world

*sucking someone's dick* glug glug shluuurp glug ahh smooch glug glug

just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!

The light caught your smile, and my poor heart burst into flame where I stood.

Elation.

no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

Normalize giving me a sword

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

(trying to flirt) can i be your problem