Bro We Have To Shotgun The Weed. Its Not Gay Its Just Financially Smart To Do It. We Get Twice The Value

i don't know if im alive or real anymore or if i ever was do yuo think you could cut a hole in me and stick your hand inside to check

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

While You Had Your Back Turned I Was Going Out Of My Mind And Doing Weird Shit You Wouldnt Expect

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

you know what? fuck you *falls asleep tenderly in your arms*

The light caught your smile, and my poor heart burst into flame where I stood.

Elation.