No Matter How Hard I Try I Will Always Be That Little Girl Wondering Why Everyone Is Better Friends With

just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

Jerking off any%

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

are they… you know… [trying to die for each other while adamantly refusing to acknowledge their feelings] soulmates?

you guys are always on this website like wow this guy would look so good covered in blood. what about ME. wouldn’t I look good covered in blood. don’t you love me

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object