This Hit Me Like A Truck

*stares at u w big scared eyes like a wild animal*

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

ershmash

You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife