samediankh - Lazy Bear
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1 year ago
samediankh - Lazy Bear

My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme.


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1 year ago

is he … you know … open to interpretation?


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1 year ago

Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.

It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao

1 year ago

Somehow I always manage to forget and get delighted every single time i see him scuttling around.

But recently I bought new outfits for the team. Very, very fancy ones that you can buy at Carmen's. And I run out of the shop finally happy with my looks and

- BEHOLD -

here he comes gremlining right out after me with Shadowheart and Lae'zel just normally jogging behind. In his new posh as fuck clothes.

I honest to gods cackled. It clashed so much. It was amazing

Playing as Astarion: *Runs like a normal humanoid to wherever you click*

Playing as anyone else:

Astarion: *NARUTO GOBLIN SCUTTLE MODE*


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1 year ago

Warning: Major major one piece spoilers of wano and egghead!!!!!

Tw: death & blood

Warning: Major Major One Piece Spoilers Of Wano And Egghead!!!!!
Warning: Major Major One Piece Spoilers Of Wano And Egghead!!!!!
Warning: Major Major One Piece Spoilers Of Wano And Egghead!!!!!
Warning: Major Major One Piece Spoilers Of Wano And Egghead!!!!!
Warning: Major Major One Piece Spoilers Of Wano And Egghead!!!!!
Warning: Major Major One Piece Spoilers Of Wano And Egghead!!!!!

The idea of luffy’s vivre card flash-banging sabo in that pitch black bilge is making me laugh so much

Bonuses:

Warning: Major Major One Piece Spoilers Of Wano And Egghead!!!!!
Warning: Major Major One Piece Spoilers Of Wano And Egghead!!!!!

Full pic of that last page👇

Warning: Major Major One Piece Spoilers Of Wano And Egghead!!!!!

Here’s the full pic of this since it being a gif absolutely tanked the quality of the image.


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1 year ago

Remember how we were little and we loved pink and Barbie and dolls and princesses?

Remember how we got old enough to realize that people were making fun of us and not enough people told us to ignore them so we got embarrassed and we hated ourselves. Pink was our least favorite color until perhaps recently when we were neutral towards it at best.

But something in us changed when we decided we needed to see Barbie (2023). The women and girls I saw wearing their best pinks today. I purposely bought MYSELF something pink for the first time I can remember.

We’re giving ourselves the freedom we took away.


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true :( which so true gods i was forced to wear skirts and dresses and make up and especially pink cause that's what all girls do and they are liking it while i wanted a real bike and judo classes and archery and to serve or at least work in the government of course i ended up hating all of it but especially pink i only started thinking about it agaon in the last year or so got an epiphany this spring after psycheval and getting needed help i looked at Amy Rose (Sonic franchise) and went oh.. i like her never happened to me before EVER i always loved gender non-conforming characters that were comfortable and confident with who they are they were doing and wearing whatever they wanted no shit right wonder why huh lol so i looked at Amy and lost all rational thought for a few days a was running and seriously considering the merits of dying my hair neon pink as a statement and a therapy method i'm still thinking of it i want some new pink clothing i want some dresses i started doing some of the light make up just for fun (never for social causes fuck society) i'm still not comletely comfortable and confident as i am with my usual styles but i'm getting there i am fucking free and if you have read this far you probably wondering how in seven hells it's related to barbie film? for one i'm absolutely happy that people are getting this very same experience and getting there making peace with themselves my head is still reeling all those monthes later it's a life changing experience it's really important 2nd: both my story and the barbie exp are part of large gender normes issue and female media representation that do not work anymore
1 year ago

Me settling in my armchair all comfy with tea and snacks to read that one batjokes fic I planned to read since forever on my one day off in 2 weeks:

Hehe >:3

Me Settling In My Armchair All Comfy With Tea And Snacks To Read That One Batjokes Fic I Planned To Read

Me two (2) mins later finding out ao3 got down five (5) mins ago on tumblr:

Not hehe >:(

Me Settling In My Armchair All Comfy With Tea And Snacks To Read That One Batjokes Fic I Planned To Read

Me sleeping 20+ hours later finding out ao3 is still down:

Scream cry throw up

Me Settling In My Armchair All Comfy With Tea And Snacks To Read That One Batjokes Fic I Planned To Read

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1 year ago

Best Man-Tits of One Piece - Grand Finale

Best Man-Tits Of One Piece - Grand Finale
Best Man-Tits Of One Piece - Grand Finale

Submitters' motivations under the cut.

Motivations for submitting Franky:

His pre timeskip booba… the swag….. massive honkers. Hell yeah brother. (Mod: sorry I picked a post-timeskip pic)

Nipple lights

you hAVE to respect a diy boob job w all the extra features.

Motivations for submitting Brook:

sexyman don’t need skin to be sexyman

Please it would be hilarious if he won

big tit energy. if he had any yohohoho


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1 year ago
Бабочки Боярышницы на медоносе Синяк. Butterflies Hawthorn On The Honey
Бабочки Боярышницы на медоносе Синяк. Butterflies Hawthorn On The Honey

Бабочки Боярышницы на медоносе Синяк. Butterflies Hawthorn on the honey plant Sinyak.


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1 year ago

"I think I've been shadowbanned:(("

Buddy I've been on this site nine wretched years and I've never gotten more than 17 notes on a post. And I love it here. Get on my level


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1 year ago

Best Man-Tits of One Piece - Round 3!

Best Man-Tits Of One Piece - Round 3!
Best Man-Tits Of One Piece - Round 3!

Submitters' motivations under the cut.

Motivations for submitting Brook:

sexyman don’t need skin to be sexyman

Please it would be hilarious if he won

big tit energy. if he had any yohohoho

Motivations for submitting Yamato:

he’s always got your back and will help you out in any pinch. what’s better than that? tiddies you day? oh he’s got those too.

Unfortunately I’m very ace so I don’t have a lot to say about tits except that they are certainly there.

Yeah he’s trans so we don’t have a full tit pick gif the contest and they aren’t biological man tits but still

They’re massive

It is so based for Yamato to keep and be completely unashamed of his huge tits even after coming out as a man.


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1 year ago
Had To Be There I Guess

had to be there i guess


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1 year ago

*crosses out "doomed by the narrative"*

*writes "doomed by virtue of being a girl in a story that's ultimately about men" in it's place*


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1 year ago

We all have to agree it's Sabo.

He has all the gremlin traits from those three but at like 100 out of 10.

He's smart and spiteful like Law so he has the ability to create real shit.

He's emotion-driven and focused like Ace so he's effective at creating real shit.

He's destructive and not giving any fucks like Luffy so he's unstoppable at effectively creating real shit.

Sabo, the ultimate gremlin of one piece.


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1 year ago

I love how pre timeskip law was a menace, he really was just a cocky and silly little 24 yo teen with many fucks to give to the world (quite literally).

Then post timeskip law is just an old 26yo man that sometimes get a shot of energy from his youth (two years prior) and give in to his sarcasm but is overall very grumpy and don't have any patience left for anybody's bullshit.

I Love How Pre Timeskip Law Was A Menace, He Really Was Just A Cocky And Silly Little 24 Yo Teen With

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