The Creature: You Made Me, Therefore You Must Bear The Consequences Of My Creation.

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

I find it absurd you dare to mourn the absence of Bucephalus when you literally attempted to murder him. Gods you swing from hate to love like a violent pendulum

I swing my Cock back and forth like a violent pendulum! You know nothing of my complicated relationship with my dead horsebrother. You suggest Cain never mourned Abel? How about you drink my pee before criticizing its taste

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

I feel like enough time has passed since Steven Universe ending to say this: inventing your own alter ego and then launching a war against yourself is an iconic move actually. It's like if Batman and Bruce Wayne had public beef except if entire armies were involved. She really Did That. She said "go big or go home" and then went so big that no-one could ever go home, and then changed the fate of the entire galaxy by faking her own death. She slutted it up bisexually and broke countless hearts along the way. Iconic move after iconic move. Non-stop slaying. A queen an icon a legend. No-one does it like her.

I’ve never made a meme before, but everyone is raving about this angler fish so I decided to add in my input as a bioecologist 🧫

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???

“Sasuke why are you serving the state that effectively massacred your clan in some stupid bout of pissy political intrigue” Because the state’s head (Naruto) gives immaculate head. Next question please

DUNGEON BOYS

Inspired by the AMV I kept seeing of Chilchuk with "Nobody Likes Me"