Guys HEAR ME OUT

Imma yap 24/7 about my latest obsession now please don't mind my moots 🙏💔

I love them both so much ugh how can I choose between gothic cunty mommy and punk rock ripped siri?

SIRIUS BLACK VS BELLATRIX BLACK

Look we all know how this turns out in the books however…

Vote for YOUR favourite character at this very moment in time.

“i killed sirius black… yippee!”

sorry

{{ sirius fanart by @.lunopal_ bellatrix art by @.cutegirlsart }}

me trying to be normal about a piece of media

sometimes this fandom truly fucks with my head way too much

reminder that James constantly asking Lily out is a headcanon

W H A T T H E-

Why didn’t anyone tell me that Barty is canonically blonde with freckles?

they call mary the ribbon girl because she walks the tightrope with satin in her teeth and blood in her shoes, bows tied at her wrists like shackles, ankles bound in silk like a gift someone forgot to open. she’s all glitter and spit and half-laughter, more bruises than skin. the circus calls her a marvel. the posters say delicate. the men in the front row say please. she just grins, pink tongue flashing, and says nothing. her hands shake when she climbs the ladder but you’d never know it. they only see the ribbons. they only ever see the ribbons.

backstage smells like piss and sawdust and sugar gone sour. she sews the bows onto her thighs like armor, like decoration, like camouflage. there’s meat in the freezer that doesn’t belong to any animal. her dressing room door doesn’t lock anymore. the bearded lady went missing two weeks ago and no one talks about it. she paints her lips red and sharpens her teeth on the mirror’s edge. she says fuck grace and bites the ringmaster’s hand when he touches her shoulder. he doesn’t touch her again. smart man. or maybe just scared. she eats her dinner raw now. eats it slow. like she wants it to scream.

in the ring she spins like a weapon wrapped in velvet. a boy in the second row throws a rose and she catches it with her mouth. spits the stem out into the dirt and keeps walking. her ribbon slips, just a little. someone sees the scar beneath it and claps louder. they always clap louder. freak, they whisper. miracle. monster. miracle. she thinks they’re all synonyms anyway. she waves, bows, smiles. someone else goes missing that night.

the next morning, her lipstick is smeared and there’s blood on her sheets and the lion won’t stop snarling. she hums a lullaby with ribbons in her hair and fingers sticky with marrow. the posters say nothing. the posters never say anything at all.

Thousand times better than whatever the fuck Jegulus is. Someone pls write a fic of them imao it'll be hilarious.

guys regulus and umbridge are so perfect for each other

they’re both evil little shits who like to pretend that they’re the heroes of the story and the victims of their situations even though every awful thing they did was a conscious choice! they’re made for each other!!

Please don't cancel me for this take...

Just saw a post where someone was saying, " well, apparently, most of the time I've seen canon lovers hating on jeg*lus shippers were literally tomarry shippers themselves. TOMARRY??!! That's insane, I thought they only consumed canon exclusive content? Then why are they-" blah blah blah mate have you even READ harry potter books ? Harry was practically drooling over young hot asf 40s Tom. Some quotes regarding his looks were slightly insane and a bit gay, I thought I was reading some freaky toxic yaoi shit but then I realized "oh wait, that's canon!"

God, the family line just breaks me apart whenever I see it...

so normal about sirius and harry. so nomral. haha 😆…

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