The Absolute Agony Of Characters Too Good For The Media They Originate In

ladybug: so yeah… i have a crush on bunnix

chat noir: me too

(fandom: me three)

ladybug: but she’s like 25 and lives in the future

chat noir: yeah this sucks

ladybug: … but alix is like 15

chat noir: oh

ladybug: and lives NOW

chat noir: oH

ladybug, yoyo-ing off suddenly: BRB I GOTTA GO TO THE LOUVRE

chat noir: hEY NO WAIT

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adrien: jalil, i would like to humbly request your sister’s hand in marriage

marinette, shoving him aside: dON’T LISTEN TO HIM, IT’S ME WHO WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOUR SISTER’S HAND IN MARRIAGE

adrien, elbowing her: she’s joking!! she’s joking it’s actually ME okay haha very funny marinette good joke

marinette: adrien you goddamn weasel stop trying to ruin my wedding

jalil:

jalil: alix what the FUCK is going on right now

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alix: nath i need you to hide me

nath: what why

alix: marinette and adrien have started acting weird around me and it’s really freaking me out–

marinette, from across the courtyard: omg alix!!! there you are!!!! *starts running over at top speed* i baked all these macarons specially for you please try some they’re heart-shaped and

alix: oh dear god there she is, NATH HIDE ME

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chat noir: hey my bunny lady, would you like this rose as a token of my l–

alix, walking fast: i am suddenly allergic to every flower sorry

chat noir: well how about a carrot instead? i could carve little hearts into it!

alix, walking faster: i need to turn into timebreaker and murder you again

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alix: so you’re telling me, marinette is ladybug and adrien is chat noir

fluff: yes

alix:

alix: okay that explains a lot

alix:

alix:

alix: i’m gonna go back in time and tell them

fluff: NO

Finally some good food.

guys in stoneheart part 2 why does adrien’s locker have alix’s rollerblade? like do they have the same rollerblade? did adrien steal her rollerblade? did adrien open alix’s locker on accident? (how would he even do that) i need answers

My counterpart =^)

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Chloenette Fic Recommendations

Multi-chapter

Chloé Noir by JajaLala

Possibilities lined up before her. If she was a superhero, everyone would love her. She would have parades. She’d be powerful, perhaps more powerful than her parents. She couldn’t wait to tell everyone that she, Chloé Bourgeois, was a superhero! Then she looked in the mirror. Leather. Chloé was wearing not only a full-body leather suit, but on top of that she wore leather gloves, boots and a belt. Leather-on-leather! An atrocity! Even worse, Chloé’s hair was pulled out of its neat ponytail, and had turned into a mess of curls. Chloé spent an hour every morning having her butler straighten her hair, she didn’t want it to revert to it’s natural curly state every time she transformed! The excessive leather did not even spare her head, giving her both leather ears and a leather mask that tinted her sclera blue. If Chloé’s mother, the Queen of Fashion, ever saw this, Chloé knew exactly what she would say: “Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!” So this is why superheros had secret identities.

Chat Noir!Chloe and a rewrite of the first two seasons. Absolutely iconic, so well written, it’s got fluff, angst, comedy, feelings, and fantastic love square shenanigans between Chloe and Marinette. Couldn’t recommend enough! 

Fire by MKW_Raider

The fight against Hawkmoth has only gotten harder and with most of their allies having a compromised identity of some kind, Ladybug and Chat Noir need a new permanent hero by their side.

When Chat Noir gives the Turtle Miraculous to the one person Ladybug did not want to give a second chance, will their team crumble or only become stronger?

Can Chloe, as Khelone, prove she’s worthy to wield the Turtle and fight by Ladybug and Chat Noir’s side again?

Fighting akumas, saving the city, and trying to live a normal life in their spare time just got a whole lot more complicated when newly surfaced feelings are added to the mix.

I love this so much, Chloe getting a second chance, how her relationship with Marinette slowly progresses through their different identities, and tHE LAST CHAPTER!!! IT’S SO GOOD!! Also part of a series! 

The Bee on the Balcony by MarshmallowBun

Ladybug trusted Chloe enough to give her another shot at being a hero, even though her ego got in the way and she told all of Paris who she was. but on one condition, Chloe has to be nicer to everyone. What happens when she realizes she has feelings for a certain baker’s daughter!

This fic is hilarious, the way Chloe realises her feelings for Marinette had me cackling, and Adrien and Chloe’s friendship is fantastic. Still ongoing.  

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One-shots

There May Be Something There That Wasn’t There Before by tacomuerte

Chloé’s fundraiser for animal shelters is on the verge of collapse?

Marinette isn’t about to allow that to happen, so it’s Paris’ resident polka-dotted superhero to the rescue!

Super cute, a Chloe redemption, protective Marinette and a good Alya & Chloe friendship! What’s not to love? 

Lemon Cake by MKW_Raider

Alone as she watches Paris from above, Queen Bee gets a visit from Ladybug a few days before Christmas.

This fic is sooo beautiful, and soft, it’s got such a wonderful atmosphere, like being wrapped up in a warm blanket. Very thoughtful look into Chloe’s thoughts too.

damn unpretty by agrestenoir

Moments of vulnerability aren’t Chloe’s specialty, rather something she tries to avoid entirely. But Marinette has a habit of screwing things up.

Snapshots over several years, beautifully shows the progression of their relationship. Emotional/hurt comfort

Lead with Kindness by breeeliss

The invitations had an address, a date, and a short list of rules:

1) You must come in costume. 2) You must show your invitation at the door. 3) You must keep your identity a secret until the end of the party. –

Marinette meets Chloé at a costume party but has no idea who the girl behind the mask really is.

Who doesn’t love Masquerade Balls? Chloe and Marinette find a spark between them, without knowing each other’s identities….

Rescue by MKW_Raider

Chloé attends a charity event hosted by her father. She wanted to spend the evening with her girlfriend, Marinette, but unfortunately for her, Ladybug had to patrol instead. Chloé would rather be anywhere else tonight but has to wait for the event to finish before see can see her girlfriend.

Chloe and Marinette are already in an established relationship, Chloe knows Marinette’s Ladybug, and a rescue plan beings….

Misdial by breeeliss

When Chloe wakes up in the middle of the night, she desperately tries to call Sabrina to help her get back to sleep.

She misdials and calls Marinette instead.

Hurt/comfort, wonderful look at their relationship progression! 

Lost by Megatraven

After fleeing from a kiss, Queen Bee finds herself unsure of what to do. Thankfully, she can always count on Ladybug.

Very sweet, hurt/comfort, identity parkour, lovely ending! 

Beeing There by Megatraven

A restless Chloe spots one Marinette Dupain-Cheng out late and alone while she patrols the city.

Chloe is the bee superhero Abeille, and she comforts a distressed Marinette, it’s all so sweet, and the ending is so good!! 

Sealed with a Kiss by breeeliss

“One day I promise you I’m going to be able to tell you these things to your face. I’m going to look into your eyes, take your hands, press them to my lips, and tell you everything. You deserve honesty and sincerity with how much of yourself you give to other people. So I’m giving this to you as a promise. There won’t be a single secret between us.”

Chlonette Secret Admirer AU

Chloe’s letters are insanely beautiful, and Marinette’s such a sweetheart. Love it! 

Knowing You On Purpose by Emmalylis

When an akuma turns Chloé into a fish and the Miraculous Cure doesn’t turn her back, Marinette has to tend to a very grumpy fish for a week. One thing leads to another.

Premise sounds kind of crazy, but this is both hilarious and heartfelt!

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Also gonna mention my fics: 

Would You Be So Kind

‘It’s everything I hoped it would be.’ Marinette grins back at Marc. And she knows she shouldn’t jinx it, but these pride meetings were one of her proudest achievements and she can’t help but brag a little. ‘I really can’t believe it’s turned out so well.’

It was at that moment that Chloé Bourgeois walks through the door.

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Marinette Dupain-Cheng is 17 years old and doing it all - student council, the bakery, her portfolio, and she’s the president of the pride club that she created at school. But her world is turned upside down when her old rival Chloé starts attending the pride meetings. A Chloénette highschool rom-com au - featuring friendships, forgiveness and new feelings that Marinette might be freaking out about.

Multi-chapter, fluff, rivals to friends to lovers. 

Walking the Wire

The door opened, but when Marinette looked up she was once again stumped at the sight of Chloé standing in the bakery doorway. The only thing stranger than Chloé showing up at the bakery out of the blue was her… doing it again. Spending time with Marinette, in her parents bakery, apparently of her own free will.

There was an awkward moment when neither of them said anything – Chloé’s arms crossed defensively across her chest, Marinette in shock at seeing the other girl again. There was that look on her face again, the vulnerability Marinette hadn’t seen before or since that night a few weeks ago. She still didn’t know what to make of it.

Marinette suddenly remembered she was working and had to be professional. ‘Uh, hi.’ she said.

Yep. Nailed it.

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Chloé unexpectedly starts showing up at Marinette’s family bakery and their relationship takes a surprising turn.

One shot, 5 +1 times

so what do you say? 

Marinette gathers her things and pauses outside the door to take a breath and smooth down her skirt. She opens the door and walks in with confidence.

‘Marinette?!’

That voice makes Marinette stop in her tracks. It’s one she hasn’t heard in a long time, but would recognise anywhere.

‘Chloé!?’

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Marinette gets into some legal trouble when Style Queen steals one of her designs. Adrien suggests a lawyer friend of his could help. He leaves out that his friend happens to be Chloé.

Multi-chapter, older au, ongoing but the last chapter will be out soon!

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These are some of my favourites, but I’ve got even more bookmarked on ao3

Lemme talk to ya... So, here is my list:

I'm in Love with the Villainess

Kill la Kill

Little Witch Academia

Miraculous Ladybug (I dunno why)

Heathers / Twilight

Winx Club / W.I.T.C.H.

Victorious / iCarly / Big Time Rush

Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

The Owl House

WWE Raw / WWE SmackDown / WWE NXT

@i-like-anything-water @k7l4d4 @muggle-born-princess @miraculousbeezcentral @a-chlolix-blog @chemzee @kaalki-cinnamon @generalluxun @summerfrwrks @lulu33-art @starfruitwyne @charmixpower take your pick

Rules: Tag 10 of your comfort shows/movies, then tag peeps.

10 of them??? Bruh okay hmmmm

Adventure Time, Steve Universe, Monster High, The Aquabats Supershow!, Potter Puppet Pals, Ponyo, Treasure Island (1988), Bee and Puppycat, Nimona, Pokémon (Indigo League-Orange Islands) :)

@bi-pan-whiteout @honkiestofbonkies @drowninnoodles @freshlyfreshbuns

A normal day doing the work

"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"

look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

Gay rivals-to-friends-to-lovers witches my beloved

Lumity and Diakko basically…