Alix X Marinette - Blog Posts

ladybug: so yeah… i have a crush on bunnix

chat noir: me too

(fandom: me three)

ladybug: but she’s like 25 and lives in the future

chat noir: yeah this sucks

ladybug: … but alix is like 15

chat noir: oh

ladybug: and lives NOW

chat noir: oH

ladybug, yoyo-ing off suddenly: BRB I GOTTA GO TO THE LOUVRE

chat noir: hEY NO WAIT

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adrien: jalil, i would like to humbly request your sister’s hand in marriage

marinette, shoving him aside: dON’T LISTEN TO HIM, IT’S ME WHO WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOUR SISTER’S HAND IN MARRIAGE

adrien, elbowing her: she’s joking!! she’s joking it’s actually ME okay haha very funny marinette good joke

marinette: adrien you goddamn weasel stop trying to ruin my wedding

jalil:

jalil: alix what the FUCK is going on right now

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alix: nath i need you to hide me

nath: what why

alix: marinette and adrien have started acting weird around me and it’s really freaking me out–

marinette, from across the courtyard: omg alix!!! there you are!!!! *starts running over at top speed* i baked all these macarons specially for you please try some they’re heart-shaped and

alix: oh dear god there she is, NATH HIDE ME

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chat noir: hey my bunny lady, would you like this rose as a token of my l–

alix, walking fast: i am suddenly allergic to every flower sorry

chat noir: well how about a carrot instead? i could carve little hearts into it!

alix, walking faster: i need to turn into timebreaker and murder you again

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alix: so you’re telling me, marinette is ladybug and adrien is chat noir

fluff: yes

alix:

alix: okay that explains a lot

alix:

alix:

alix: i’m gonna go back in time and tell them

fluff: NO

Just a stupid meme about my “True” Love Square because I can