He Has To Censor Himself Now, He's Not Sure If He Can Do It Right Away So He TRIES To Controls His Frustrations...but

who inspired wolverine to get that hairstyle and what hairgel he uses which lasts for days man!!

if he does stories i bet he does bedtime lullabies. not the little cutesy ones, like 'twinkle twinkle little star', but like bad ass ones he sorta heard growing up or something he made up

he doesn't know any lullabies as such, so as lullabies he sings old old songs which brought him comfort to the little kids, basically deep meaningful songs.

maybe one of the songs revolve around a child traveling the cold icy terrain of canada, walking through the woods all alone, always learning something about himself through the surrounding nature and wildlife?

all the kids love it and now pester him to sing a lullaby especially the tiny tots. :-)

maybe he secretly tucks them in at night ;-)

the image of Logan having semi-regular storytimes about his missions/adventures with little life lessons in them is all thats running thro my mind now

new x men tv show

Halloooo !! , fellow lovers. I had a brainworm :-)

once upon a time, in an interview long ago, Stan Lee said, (i repeat in not so accurate words) ".... the secret to writing the x men was not to treat it like an action story but like a soap opera .... "

as far as i can see in my okayish memory, all the x-men intros show their powers in a brief action sequence with there code name showing up before/after said sequence. In my imagination, the intros proceed to show the main/side characters in their element or with their buddies, there by showing their relationships/goofier sides/ bits of personality. Less focus on cool power moves.

Ex: scott with his cereal/soup, professor x (charles xavier) playing chess, talking philosophy with magneto , logan and kurt doing mischief and pranking others with kitty pryde ( in her late teens or as a young adult) , hank and jean doing science shit and list goes on .

all the scenes shift around and about the x-mansion (maybe with a different cooler sounding name) with the character pairs in different rooms, giving the audience the layout with plenty of clues here and there for what could be happening in future episodes.

there will be plenty of kids as main/side characters also. i imagine that as we seen them, their names (real ones not code names) in a font they like with some jazz just beside/behind them

bits and pieces of the intro slightly change with progression in episodes showing the changes in their relationships

( **just personal preference, i don't imagine a jean-logan-scott poly ship or love triangle in this narrative, only scott-jean ship. )

the format of the show will be a hybrid of drama, action, love, friendship, a balance between high stakes and and feels

premises(sort of ?) - older members being teachers (ex: storm) [we actually get to see them teach their subjects], some being in IT support/ security (ex: forge) and youngest (ex: jubilee even magik or quentin quire maybe) being students

A plot- revolves around the various students and teachers: life/origin story, family, inter-personal relations

B plot- anti-mutant, time travel, religious bigot shit, simultaneously advancing the A plot

(as i type this out i do realize that what i just described does take inspo form x men evolution :-p )

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tiny people stick together

maybe logan gets along with kids cause they have the same point of view, its literally hard for them to look down at somebody

jubilee and vegetables

hallooo fellow lovers!! i had a silly scene playing in my head

jubilee is 9/12 ish , already kinda attached to logan and rest of the x men but still very bratty and disobedient.

has a moment where most of the x men have tried to coerce her or make her get a bedtime and eat her vegetables because she mostly eats junk food. the're worried she's not getting enough nutrients.

almost everybody has given a shot; logan goes "ah, why the hell not". He tells her a short story when he was a boy her age, something happened yada yada he couldn't eat veggies for years and got hunted/had to survive predators as an adolescent in the good ol' freezing canadian wilderness, hence never had a great sleep schedule. He continues this in complete seriousness and concludes the story by saying that because he didn't eat his veggies and got good sleep he never grew tall, (then in a mournful tone) and that's why he never gets the stuff on the upper shelves. he further says he doesn't want that for jubilee, wants her to become taller and stronger.

at this point jubilee doesn't know logan has any capacity for humor, so she accepts it as the truth. after that she does it instantaneously. rest of the x men are shocked and logan is feeling smug

Besides jubilee has her own motivations now, them being taller and stronger than logan so that one day

she can tease him by keeping everything out of his reach

hold him upside-down by the ankle and shake all his money(for clothes, duh ) out of his pockets (in cartoon-ish fashion) with all his secrets also out of his hair deflating it, letting it succumb to gravity. now with his flat hair logan can't gain extra inches, but she can ( cute evil cartoon laughter in her inner monologue )

i haven't fully thought out what logan's story here would be here, but maybe it could be semi- true , but logan wouldn't know that himself

i'm not sure of jubilee's canon comic age when she met the x men, so this is kinda a headcanon ??

let me know your silly fluffy ideas in the comments :-)

ororo, is logan your designated hair stylist?

he always does her mohawk, so is it a stretch to assume he does her hair on other occasions

maybe they're lounging around, her hair is loose, maybe logan wants to run his fingers through it and see if it feels like clouds, and maybe she wants something elaborate. not like she has anywhere to go and logan just feels like doing something with his hands.

the next couple hours are now spent with ororo sitting between logan's legs reading her book, and logan is braiding the smallest braids across her head in detailed patterns with absolute focus

both are happy :-)

body change

hallooo fellow lovers !! i had a thought about logan.

big shoulders little waist expressive eyes and a hell lot of muscles. i get that he needs a lot of muscles to move around his metal bones. So before the bonding, he would not need like 60 to 80 % ish muscles he has now right? Now thinking about the metal coating on his bones, they seemed to put a lot of metal so the coat is pretty thick, 'cuz the coat thick, logan's skeletan got wider, and TALLER by a couple inches.

Makes sense till now?

Close your eyes and imagine this fella, make him a little tinier from 5'3 to maybe 5 or shorter, keep him strong and thick/chunky but slim him done a lot. keep the proportions nearly the same but make his face slimmer (a bit like his son akihiro ) with the jaw just as sharp and defined as before and his shoulders still wider that his lovely hips by a couple inches.

my reason for this particular change to his face and frame: i like to imagine that the scientists made extra changes in his skeleton

his arms (fingers to shoulders) are proportionally larger/ wider/ thicker than they were before 'cuz they had to accommodate the claws. why?? his claws got coated too, a thick metal coat, it doesn't fit properly in his forearm, so they need to shift around the arm bones add a few extra bones in his wrist/palm or something to support the claws when they out. its probably a really snug fit now, maybe that's why the "snikt" sound comes every time because the blades and wrist/palm bones slide together making that sound.

his hip and spine bones would also have few adjustments to keep him balanced and support him

i'm thinking his face would be thinner a bit more femme if we look the right way; after the metal bonding the face got wider, with some features becoming more pronounced. his eyes would look smaller too. ooh! that means logan could naturally have big doe eyes

And that was my lengthy explanation to tell you guys i headcanon this baby girl as a baby girl ( i'll say no more, the rest is up to your imagination)

in conclusion, pre-weapon x logan was likely a cute pretty twink with doe eyes, and could be mistaken for a lady if he wears a decent dress. don't be fooled he doesn't need looks or claws to kill, you a sharp look is enough *wink* *wink*

tiny people problem

logan is around 5 feet tall, yes?

assuming the shelves at the supermarket is over 6 feet tall, our little tough man can't reach the top shelves for his maple syrup.

he has obviously tried to use a plastic stool but it broke cause of his weight

so, what does he do?

if ororo is free he gets her to tag along, if not her.... maybe scott ...because he's reasonable and not gonna tease the shit out of logan like other's will cause they are waiting for the moment of weakness to appear, to strike, for all the teases and snark logan has blessed them over the years.

if those 2 are not present for whatever UN-meeting-or-peace-coordinating-mission reasons, ....and if he's feeling petty ..... for a certain blond telepath calling him mean mean untrue things ..... and maybe mind controlling him a few times....

next time logan is seen leaving a grocery store, he has all the top shelf items, looking fashionable in one of emma's corsets and earrings, in tight pair of pants, strutting along with the cart in her 12 inch stripper heels.... ;-)

( heee hee heee! )

if you have silly headcanons, reblog and comment!!

:-) :-)

just to project myself onto him, he sees something/skills he likes or is interested in, maybe buys some of it, does his impulsive , obsessive research on it and learns it really well

its not an obvious conversation topic, but once your on it , our silent guy becomes a chatterbox.

and where's the best place to indulge in knowledge acquisition and have lone time/ avoid talking --- the library!!!

I feel like we all need to understand that Wolverine being a gruff badass loner is a surface level facade of Logan, because once the battle ends and you get closer to Logan you realise that Logan is....kinda a fucking nerd?

He's a damn weeb (love it or hate it) and he reads loads of books (literature teacher/librarian Logan?! Please someone write a fic about Logan being like a grouchy old lady librarian at a small library or bookstore. Like I bet he would talk about books with random students.).

He learns whole new skills to impress his partner (wife-guy Logan? Let him pull that Gomez Addams shit, they're both short kings who aren't conventionaly atractive so why not go all the way?).

Also he canonicaly can't swim for shit, whitch considering all his skills, that is pretty funny (mostly due to his skeleton rather than a lack of ability to swim).

is magneto's hair white even in his youth?

i have a QUESTION with no clear answer from google. so naturally i must imagine a crazy theory.

THEORY: due to stress, he manifests his powers as a preteen or in his early teens

while exploring the extent of his powers he realises that he can magnetize parts of his body to some extent. for example, child magneto temporary makes his fingers like a magnet then using his fingers to find coins stuck in the sand another instance could be that he sort of rubs a piece of metal a certain direction for a few minutes , boom, it becomes a magnet

now suppose some of the magnetic properties' residue is left on his hands, its taking a while to fade away. before which he some how loosened the colour of his hair because it accidentally got magnetized /polarized several times (basically hair colour damage) now say he just puts his hands on head and fingers through his hair. the horror on little magneto's face seeing his hair suddenly becoming white; his thoughts "AAAHHHH why am i turning into an old man so soon, i haven't even seen/thanked CAPTAIN AMERICA and the HOWLING COMMANDOS yet!!!! "