Somebody : *for Some Reason* LOGAN!!!What Is Wrong With You Today ?!?! Scott Summer : What Isn't Wrong

it’s always sunny at the x-mansion

i bet logan tears open the chips or candy packets with his teeth for anybody when they don't got scissors

in a good mood, nothing crashing or catching fire, he has nothing to do, he's restless. he CLEANS. 1st starts with cleaning the tops and shelves of his room, then wipes the little stuff , organizes this stuff/ clothes by season and utility, makes the bed, clears the beer bottles. you can't see a spec of dust where its not supposed to be.

2nd sort of tidies up the common area 3rd leaves people shocked, "when did you become a neat freak?"

Lots of people say Logan is a messy person. I have to disagree. (Not disrespecting your opinion of course!) I think, he is fairly tidy. He was in the military for years, where the rooms are regularly checked, the beds have to be made a specific way as well as how clothes are stored in the locker. Also of the glimpses we see in movies and comics and cartoons his room always seems tidy. Everything stored neatly and no laundry lying around. In the first movie where Rogue looks into his RV and notices the laundry hanging on a makeshift line, dirty dishes and boxes with stuff lying around, (he doesn't even have a mattress, he either sleeps on the floor or in cheap motels) i think that's because he was deeply depressed. He was going from place to place for 15 years at that time, with no memories of who he was or where he came from. He would drink his sorrows away at bars, taking on occasional jobs like bouncer or cage fighter. It depends on Logan's well being how he treats himself and his surroundings. Is he doing well he will take care of himself and be tidy. Is he not, he will neglect himself and his living space will be messy.

That being said, i can totally imagine him being the one to remind Wade to clean up after himself and have nothing lying around, that Althea could fall over. Often Logan comes home, Wade is still somewhere, and he will wash the scattered clothes in the sink, because he doesn't wanna bother with the washing machine and he knows how to wash by hand. He will do the dishes by hand also and sweep the apartment, because he hates the noise the vacuum makes. Wade calls him his "house-husband"

jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants

she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.

AND got him to shave his side burns for a day

(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)

*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!

logan and his long tongue licking peanut butter of the bottom of a jar

justice for cyclops

marvel might make an x men movie....

they better give scott main character status and give him a fantastic story arc. he deserves it. he has been stereotyped and done dirty for too long

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tiny people problem

logan is around 5 feet tall, yes?

assuming the shelves at the supermarket is over 6 feet tall, our little tough man can't reach the top shelves for his maple syrup.

he has obviously tried to use a plastic stool but it broke cause of his weight

so, what does he do?

if ororo is free he gets her to tag along, if not her.... maybe scott ...because he's reasonable and not gonna tease the shit out of logan like other's will cause they are waiting for the moment of weakness to appear, to strike, for all the teases and snark logan has blessed them over the years.

if those 2 are not present for whatever UN-meeting-or-peace-coordinating-mission reasons, ....and if he's feeling petty ..... for a certain blond telepath calling him mean mean untrue things ..... and maybe mind controlling him a few times....

next time logan is seen leaving a grocery store, he has all the top shelf items, looking fashionable in one of emma's corsets and earrings, in tight pair of pants, strutting along with the cart in her 12 inch stripper heels.... ;-)

( heee hee heee! )

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:-) :-)

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