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Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 135

Iceman: Bradley, did you eat all the donuts?

Bradley: No

Maverick: Baby Goose why are you lying to us? We can see the powder on your pants

Bradley: *Panicking* That's cocaine

Pete Mitchell 🥰😍❤

As a Stony & Icemav shipper

Yes.

Anyways, Tom Kazansky as Captain America except he flew planes and was just that good or something, and gets his new callsign Iceman after he wakes up in the modern day, because he was frozen in ice, get it, hah, you get it?

Yeah, Iron Man, we get it, fuck you too, Maverick. Because he likes to work alone and doesn’t listen to his team leader, get it?

"Guys, can you stop for one briefing? Just one, please, that’s all I'm asking."

"Sorry, Goose."

"Yeah, sorry, Goose."

Tc uses his hands when talking and explaing and over found that pilots as a bunch are quite visually focused, so gimme a Mav that is in the middle of a explanation of a new maneuver to the daggers and its not getting through, so he just starts a bunch of wild flowy and vaguely harsh gestures, in complete silence with his hands and arms, flipping his palms and waving his arms over his head every so often. The he stops, hands at his sides and looks at them.

And in unison they all go ohhhhhhhhh and nod.

The wand be like : lemme knock some sense into you boi

Draco: “I hate Potter!”

Draco’s wand: “Actually Potter is your soulmate.”

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

RIP Val Kilmer😢💔

May you rest easy, thank you for all of your hard work, fly high💐🕊️

:'0💞

but what about ice who doesn't talk about his background much, all his friends know is that his family is from poland, and when they decide to surprise him and someone calls him "tomek," he almost starts crying. because the last person to call him that was his mom when he was a kid.

The struggle it is istg

i sit down to write and suddenly i am the most distracted human alive. the chair is uncomfortable. my coffee is too hot. my playlist isn't quite the vibe. i need to research what victorian houses smelled like in 1872 for exactly 45 minutes even though my story takes place in space. and yet the moment i'm trying to fall asleep? every single sentence i've ever needed just lines up perfectly in my brain like some kind of creative parade i'll never get back.

While Ice be looking at Mav's eyes THEN lips like he wants to devour them, with a big goofy smile and a hella cliché line

"FiGurEd OuT yEt ?? wHo ThE bEsT wAs"

Ice you're so close don't tell me you didn't do it on purpose

You mean to tell me that Maverick didn’t have a crush on ice man but this…THIS is how he looks at him?

That big smile the soft eyes

Mav you have two options here:take ice to bed or loose him forever