Liam and Noel Gallagher Knebworth 1996
wait what if i WRITE the fanfiction that i want to read but that doesn't exist...
He said to me one night, "All your songs are about me aren't they?" I'm his muse. He lets me sing his songs, the best songs. I love him. He gave me a ticket to ride. He's not been bed friendly the last couple of days. Bed friendly? Friendly bed. Nothing to do with your wife. We're on this really like big loved up expedition and the pair of us are gonna go and build two love heart shaped igloos. He's very good looking. Oh he's adorable. I like his voice the most, I like the clothes he wears, I like his sense of humor, and I like his honesty most of all. You're the puppet you sit on my fucking knee. All I need is the Beatles and him. It was unspoken. I'm the singer and the only personal lyrics of his I'm singing is 'I've got a 12-inch cock, do you want some?' I don't mind singing that. Me and our kid like, love each other by now. We had sex last night. He's stunningly beautiful. Oh me and Liam are head over heels in love at the moment. In some countries it's illegal but when you're on the road it's fine. There's a bit that says "take me to my lover's arms", but initially it had mention of the word brother which fitted a bit better and told the story. Yes I love my brother is that a crime. I put him over my knee for that, I'll have you know. From the owner of the star of the stage. I owe my career to this man. He surprises me all the time, every day. KINKY. He won't sing unless I'm there. I'd say hello then I'd go in for the kiss. It’s biblical, innit. Cain and Abel...it’s me and our kid. Or you and me. Two people who are the opposite, who become one. As much as I need him I want him even more. Liam Gallagher's a pretty good act to give a Valentine's card to. I'll get him a fucking straightjacket. I love you too. Fuck off. Don’t do it again you little twat. Would've made sure Liam was a woman. At the end of the day we'd die for each other. You'd better ask Liam about my arse. I love him but I don't like him. I've seen Liam naked. It's taken me eight and a half years to write Let There Be Love. I miss him terribly I need his love. You're the best fucking singer there ever was! These are the best fucking songs there ever were! Why you such a miserable cunt. Do you love him? With all my heart. Yeah the same bunk bed bros 4 life. He actually became a rather nice person for four and a half hours. Do you find Liam sexy? I do yeah. The best thing in it is Liam. I love you Noel so tell me what you think. When we're onstage I just want him. It's only me and him that will ever get this.
Pretty boy
The thing is, when you’re a parent you need to always be the grown up. You have to make sacrifices and swallow your pride and make the first move even if you find it humiliating. You have to be patient and forgiving and mature. I love Liam but I don’t think he’s mature enough to be a proper parent. Even with his other kids, I’m sure he’s great and I can tell he adores them and they adore him, but he’s said himself that he’s more like a friend than a dad. Kids need more than just another friend.
completely agree! liam clearly loves his kids and i'm very sure he feels love when he thinks abt gemma too, but love isn’t always enough if you’re not stepping up as a parent... kids need protection, guidance, and someone who’s willing to fight for them, not just a mate. i really hope he realizes this when it comes to gemma
Everyone telling liam to get up after his "his bitch" tweet like noo.... stay down... on your knees... ummmm...
I need a cigarette so bad I don’t care how long I’ve been nicotine free for anymore
at this point being a top noel truther feels like being a rare, endangered species. wasn’t that the default belief once upon a time??😭
my favorite kind of photos with him 🥺
evil anon show yourself pls you're kind of a star now on here