Latest Posts by sigmas-funky-earrings - Page 6

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

Real lmao

Dude you sound like you want him to be your maid or smth

Butblike,,, whay would chuuya do if u fired him ?????????? Like,,,, does he even know how to do,, anything other than fight ?? :(.

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fuck off and die…..? i guess….?

he could probably get a job at mcdonalds if he tries hard enough he’s not THAT incompetent (probably…)

or i could take him in like a good owner 💞 teach him the ways of the DOMESTIC dog instead of the stray…

jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺

PRETTY PUPPY CHUUYA TRUTH ??????

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@chuyankhr how does this make you feel. how do you sleep knowing my adoring fans recognize you as the mutt you are.

(though i would NEVER use the word pretty to describe you…)

WHY DID I THINK CHUUYA WAS ICEMAN

a valentines day piece i didin twt, chuutross ft jealous dazai ‼️

THANK YOUUU

only now getting around to reading the day i picked up dazai but anyway what do you MEAN odasaku saw him die why did no one tell me

I am LIVING for this

The flags with a kid au continues

I love them.

I ABSOLUTELY NEED MORE OF THIS

Pov ur best friend suffers from The Horrors so he sneaks into ur bed weather your boyfriend is there with you or not

[ID: A digital drawing of Dazai, Chuuya, and Albatross at night in Chuuya’s bed. Dazai is asleep, being held by Chuuya. He and Chuuya share a blanket. Chuuya is looking over his shoulder at Albatross, who is crawling into bed with his own blanket. Moonlight shines in through blinds, lighting the scene in pale blue. End ID.]

Oh absolutely, no doubt. He’s been the dad of the group since Dazai and Chuuya were 15.

So apparently during the Cannibalism arc during the fight against Junichiro, Hirotsu tells Tachihara to hold his fire.

But in the anime (at least in the dub idk about the sub) Hirotsu calls him by his first name, Michizou.

And in both the anime and the manga Tachihara looks terrified but that change makes it funnier to me.

Oh. The use of his first name. New hesdcanon: Hirotsu uses first names only when real serious and everyone gets scared of him when he does

So apparently during the Cannibalism arc during the fight against Junichiro, Hirotsu tells Tachihara to hold his fire.

But in the anime (at least in the dub idk about the sub) Hirotsu calls him by his first name, Michizou.

And in both the anime and the manga Tachihara looks terrified but that change makes it funnier to me.

WHAT THE FUCKS A WOMBAT

Baby Dazai

Based off:

Where the Heart is by scrivyner

@sskk-squared

I’M CONCERNED ALL OF A SUDDEN

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nobody tell the mutt

i’m coming for him. had to take a cool picture first.

WHERE DID YOU GET A SWORD?!

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nobody tell the mutt

i’m coming for him. had to take a cool picture first.

Wait where are you reading it I have to read it too

only now getting around to reading the day i picked up dazai but anyway what do you MEAN odasaku saw him die why did no one tell me

some more pigeons for ye

Figure Me Out by Citizen Soldier!

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Adorable.

Have an artistic rendition of what I'm greeted with every time I go to let my dog out since I started feeding the pigeons

WHY are we putting an octopus wherever we’re putting it?

I am amazing in the kitchen. You could always just give it to me from kindness in your heart even if there’s a little. Also if I touch an octopus I might throw up, gives me the ick, so bad idea if you want me to put it in Chuuya’s drink.

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COME ON IT'S JUST ONE, ITTY BITY OCTOPUS. she's a BABY.

I HAVE MONEY I'LL PAY YOU I'M GETTING DESPERATE. I HATE THAT STUPID MUTT HE FILLS ME WITH ANGER AND I NEED TO SEE HIM SUFFER

dialogue, etc is in alt text if you can't read my tiny handwriting (and bc bad image quality hoorayy)

@loulitzin

this was originally going to be one drawing... that didn't go so well. I haven't been drawing as much lately so this isn't my best work, still, I hope you like it!! :D

Dazai and Chuuya inexplicably swapping bodies but they have to try to act like each other so no one suspects something is wrong until they can figure out how to get back in their own bodies

so Kunikida becomes concerned and thinks Dazai hit his head or came down with a fever when Dazai is punctual for once in his life and immediately gets to work when he comes to the office. he finished his paperwork and he's waiting for something else to do (and this blows almost everyone's mind at the agency because what do you MEAN "Dazai" wants to be productive and work hard)

He's also a little clumsy. Chuuya was used to sitting oddly like with one foot on the ground and one tucked underneath him but he can't do that now as Dazai, and Atsushi's watching Dazai trying to maneuver strangely in his chair and wondering what's going on

And then Dazai as Chuuya. he zones out during executive meetings and takes his time dragging out the paperwork he has to do in Chuuya's office. He forgets his hat more than once at his office and Mori and Kouyou are both immediately suspicious that something's up because Chuuya's just...acting spacey and not really caring about what's going on. Chuuya's not lazy, and he'd definitely never forget his hat.

He's informed by a subordinate that a few others died in combat on their latest mission and Dazai-Chuuya's like, "Well, it couldn't be avoided, it's the price to pay for success in this line of work", and it leaves people dumbfounded like ??? Chuuya also suddenly not really caring about those dying around him, something's definitely off, worrying even. but they never suspect it's Dazai doing his impression of pretending to be Chuuya to mess with others. he knows how Chuuya usually is, but acting strangely while mafia agents are giving him blank looks and whispering concerns is amusing to him

When the two of them also go home to each other's places because they still gotta keep up the act, Dazai makes fun of how neatly Chuuya lives and his clothing (but admittedly enjoys having a nice bed to lie in) and Chuuya angrily cleans up all the empty bottles and cans Dazai left around before they swapped bodies

Don’t mind me, I’m just simping

a redraw of an almost yr old piece of beast au albatross (design by me, au owned by me and some friends!!)

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rate my helpfulness on a scale of 1-10

I will tap

Do NOT tap on the glass

just learnt about the t-jacket, a jacket that simulates the feeling of a hug and therefore might help autistic people when overstimulated (you know, deep pressure helps to shut off all the other sensory inputs from the environment)

soooo... anyone else thinking about chuuya crafting one (gravity manipulation comes in handy sometimes) and giving it to dazai?

T4T skk!!

ALBATROSS LOOKS SO GOOFY IN THE BACKGROUND I LOVE HIM

“If anyone ever asks you that question again, just show ’em this picture.”

Why tf is Chuuya licking her-

HiguChuu :3

Ooo I love these!

What are your Junichiro Tanizaki headcanons

Tanizaki is a character I haven't done a lot of diving into, so I don't have many headcanons for him.

I mentioned in another post I don't think he has much of a spice tolerance, I think he's a savoury lover. Salty snacks are his favourites.

He has a lot of self-esteem issues which is why he down plays his talents and role with the Agency a lot. I think Tanizaki is the type of person to think he wouldn't really be missed if he suddenly disappeared and doesn't realise how valued and loved he is.

Him and Atsushi are besties, I want to see more of their friendship. I like to think all the younger members of the Agency hang out when they're not at work and get to be normal teenagers for once.

Before joining the Agency, he sometimes wouldn't be able to control his ability and when he was nervous he'd accidentally make himself invisible.

He's definitely had blood on his hands before, maybe even before joining the Agency or at his Entrance Exam.

He's not good at martial arts and dreads training with Kunikida to the point Kunikida's pretty much given up teaching him.