Didn't Go To School Today. I Have Tomorrow And Then The Next Two Days Off Because Of It Being "student

How ace got a living seal plsuhie!

So.. it's kinda just happened from my point of view..I was in some sort of weird classroom and i started screaming because I was scared of being alive. But Ace's POV is different! So I'll let them do the writing! >X3

Thanks. I had just bought a seal plushie off of Akuzon to help with nerves sense I get nervous in class sometimes, and decided to try a spell on the plushie because I thought it wouldn't work. It did...it very much so did. When they came alive, it started to screech in the middle of class and I got asked to leave the class and calm it down so I could continue learning in class. Least to say, they got a bit of attention in class but now... they're sort of just... A student in class now? They receive work like me and homework like me so...I guess they are?

{Ooc! If you wanna know where I got these ideas of people from it all started when I got a seal plushie from temu..it was from my mother so I still loved it unconditionally. I named it "mini tux" after a freind who's name online is tux! I eventually got tumblr a bit later and went around being a seal anon and currently still am! If you see an anon with a 🦭 emoji then that is most likely me! You'll mostly see me on obey me posts asking stupid silly questions because I find them fun! I started making all this stuff, and now I have this little page for myself!}

UWU.

Hello! Rando anon again!!

Ace is it alright if I call you Acey or Acer??XDD

Hi rando anon.

I guess I don't mind being called Acer.. but Acey? No. Got called that one too many times in class when i was younger, and I hated every second of it.

Ahem.. so. About me writing paragraphs about why I hate this year. It's very political, sorry. ( From this post )

I hope I did the cut thingy right. It's all under the cut if you wish to read. If not, then dont.

Apparently, taxidermied trumpet wants to buy out green land, new golf mexico(hope I got that right), and Canada

He said America was broke, no? Well, how is he going to buy out Greenland, and all the others? He isn't. He's gonna use military for it, so..he's gonna raid said countries. Great.

That's not it, he said he also wants his orange stained hands from making a ponysona and because he might aswell control it if he's controlling birth canals now, that he wants panama canal. Love that. Totally.

...So..his reason to wanting greenland and stuff is because "I want national security".. I've been roaming this earth, for what? Under 17 years And I know that's bullshit, if you're going to raid a country and take it by force, atleast get some good excuses.

Not to mention, he didn't mention this when he was campaigning, instead he had a good 8-10 minutes to talk about someone's penis shower instead of about how he wants to get Greenland and other countries. Not to mention his mother herself said he shouldn't get into politics. Huh. Guess mother does know best.

( There's nothing wrong with making ponysona's. It's just that whatever trumpet does is gross and vile. )

...woa..trump is shitty!!>:[

I'm so glad you know swears.

Best things happened!:D

Ace cleaned his room! Glad they did:> it looked terrible before (depressed person alert:>) so yippee!!:3

...depressed person alert?

ACE!

What?

THE POPE IS DEAD!!

very funny-

IM NOT JOKING.

..Are we deadass?

WE'RE DEADASS.

HOLY FUCK, THE POPE IS DEAD??? POPE FRANCIS??

YEAH, POPE FRANCIS!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT?? WE'RE NOT JOKING ON THIS RIGHT???

NOPE, THE POPE IS FUCKING DEAD.

FUCKING DAMMIT POPE FRANCIS WAS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, FUCK.

POPE FRANCIS NOO-....

???

JSCHLATT IS A PREDICTER AND JD VANCE IS THE KILLER..

HUH??

HE SAW JD VANCE, AND FUCKING WENT STRAIGHT TO HR.

...BRO LITERALLY SAID "I'm telling the boss about this!!"..

JSCHLATT PREDICTED IT..

...

...Ace..

...

Don't.

...I am the prophet..with the answers you seeekkk.. time...I've unlocked it..

GODDAMNIT ACER YOU AND EPIC THE MUSCIAL, POPE FRANCIS IS FUCKING DEAD-

My fish died:(

Oh that's so sad!Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Deserved.

Wha- Acer!

What? Deserved of the fish.

What did the fish do to you!?>:[

.....I ate a live fish when I was two.

...Acer, what the fu-

Got a slushie at 1AM because I can't sleep yet. I'm having a pretty decent time out.

Me too!:D

hello again, sweeties♡

Question for the seal only. whats it like being small and tiny enough to be hand-held?

-💘

Hehehe, hello again!

It genuinely feels nice, to be honest:D I get to be held in Ace's hands all day as he carries me around places he goes:]

☆°Asks are back open!°☆

Hello! Ooc here, I'm going to be turning asks off and everything due to the fact that apparently gore is going to be sent to Rp accounts like mine and others. I'm sorry if it's an inconvenience, but I really don't feel like seeing any gore at all, especially if it's child gore or any gore from what I've heard and seen.

And to any other Rp accounts who see this who haven't turned off media asks or asks in general, please do turn them off just incase someone like that sends gore on the 25th, or 26th if you're Australian. I will be turning mine back on soon, and I will post again when I do!

Thanks for the understanding.

We three wish you all a merry Christmas!:D

And a happy new year to everyone as well. Let's hope 2025 isn't too bad, yeah?

How old are you both?

I.

Uhh.. Ace how old are you ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

..I'm 40.

...WHAT.

Im old, I get it.

I DIDNT THINK YOU WERE 40??? YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN TWINK-

I..WHAT THE HELL??