Ahem.. so. About me writing paragraphs about why I hate this year. It's very political, sorry. ( From this post )
I hope I did the cut thingy right. It's all under the cut if you wish to read. If not, then dont.
Apparently, taxidermied trumpet wants to buy out green land, new golf mexico(hope I got that right), and Canada
He said America was broke, no? Well, how is he going to buy out Greenland, and all the others? He isn't. He's gonna use military for it, so..he's gonna raid said countries. Great.
That's not it, he said he also wants his orange stained hands from making a ponysona and because he might aswell control it if he's controlling birth canals now, that he wants panama canal. Love that. Totally.
...So..his reason to wanting greenland and stuff is because "I want national security".. I've been roaming this earth, for what? Under 17 years And I know that's bullshit, if you're going to raid a country and take it by force, atleast get some good excuses.
Not to mention, he didn't mention this when he was campaigning, instead he had a good 8-10 minutes to talk about someone's penis shower instead of about how he wants to get Greenland and other countries. Not to mention his mother herself said he shouldn't get into politics. Huh. Guess mother does know best.
( There's nothing wrong with making ponysona's. It's just that whatever trumpet does is gross and vile. )
...woa..trump is shitty!!>:[
I'm so glad you know swears.
Didn't go to school today. I have tomorrow and then the next two days off because of it being "student free days due to events." As much as I don't mind that, I would still prefer going to school every day. It gives me reason to get out of bed and get myself to do something productive other than talk to the seal plushie and tell it my problems in life.
You can still clean Y'know?○-○?
..true. I'll go do that.
Ace didn't let me use their phone to post because I screamed in the middle of class because of a spider..;-;
Anywho! I'm allowed it back now (shhh...secretly..) While Ace does homework!
So...as promised... here's a picture of me on a drum thingy while ace was learning drums!:D
I'm absolutely adorable!:3
Turns out..ace has school! >:[ I asked if they could being me with them and they said yes as long as I don't misbehave and start screeching!:>
I'll ask Ace to take pictures of me!..hope he gets my good side!:] (you have no good side.) HEY! rude:<
I think you're onto something(・o・)
Wish this was as easy as world leaders conversations;-;
...if u say so !
to each their own i guess
....still
grey with an e is far better
-🃏
We disagree
I kept searching for the seal all day because I couldn't find them and started to freak out because sometimes this damn seal causes absolute chaos. It's not fun. Turns out, the damn seal is in the highest cabinet in my kitchen and is trying to eat sour patch kids. Reminder, this seal can eat.. but it has flippers. Which makes it hard to open packets for them, so I have to open them for them and give them the food myself... but the seal doesn't necessarily have to eat to live! And when i told them no and that I wouldn't let them have sour patch kids, they started to screech high-pitched and gave me a migraine. Great. I left them locked in the cabinet until they calm down...or go insane.
Awhh! D: they look so sad! I feel bad for my flesh mortal kind! ;-;
...I'm sorry, your what?
..flesh mortal kind? What wrong with calling them that?○-○?
...it sounds weird.
Today's Seal Is: The Third Wheel
Suppp!!
Question for both. What are y'all pronouns?? Is it's just they/them or it/it's (sense I've seen ace calling the seal an it)?? Thanks for answering
Ooo...good question!
Sense I'm a seal plushie, I don't actually have a gender;-; so I normally just go by they/them or it/it's! Either of those are fine for me!
As for me, I go by whatever. People have called me a boy and a girl (and a Walmart trash bag once) in class, so I don't really care. But if you want specific preferred pronouns, then.. probably he/him or they/them is good. Thanks for asking.
... Should we add sexualities into this as well or wait for a future ask for it?
Hm...we can say if you want. I don't care.
:0 Yipppeee!!!:D
Okey, so I'm not really attracted to anyone because I'm a plushie seal..uhh, what does that make me again? I'm still learning..;-; (it makes you AroAce, buddie.) Yeah!- :0..you called me buddy!! Yeyy!!
For me, I'm pansexual and demisexual if you wanted to know.
- Rando anon
-💘 anon
Selkie came alive one day when Acer tried a spell on the once lifeless plushie, which brought the seal plushie to life, and now ace had a seal plushie called Selkie! Selkie lives with ace in their own apartment. I didn't bring up what amount ace knows the brothers so imma do that here
Selkie knows about the brothers, and has even ran off to try and talk to some of them, which annoys Acer a little sense they've never talked to them much asides from some little small talk here and there..ace also find it a little embarrassing sense ace usually has to take care of Selkie so when Selkie randomly runs off, ace has to find it and when they find that it's talking to one of the more popular figures, it makes ace a little embarrassed to drag Selkie away
Ace knows about the brothers and has talked to them, but never talks to them much sense they are bad at communication. This makes ace a very nervous person around new people in RAD and around the devildom
This is just one of the interactions I think Selkie would've had with Asmo (pardon the mischaratering, I'm bad at this;-;)
S: "Halloo!!!!"
A:"what the? Ohh, your adorable!♡"
S:"hehe thanks!"
A:"Selkie!"
S:"...uh oh"
A:"Selkie, what are you doing?-....."
A:"oh hello there, Hun, you're the exchange student from another realm aren't you? maybe I could charm you?~"
A:"....."
S:"Sorry, they don't know how to talk to peopl- Mmmofhh!!"
A: ".....bye."
S:"Don't put your hand over my mouth!"
And then ace would Walk away, probably having a bit of a nervous breakdown on the inside because Selkie ran off, being extroverted and just talked to one of the seven brothers. It scares ace sometimes with how much they like to talk to those seven. And well, due to ace coming from a realm where people don't usually talk to others alot without any violence or conflict, ace doesn't know how to talk to people normally.
☆•°a silly seal with an owner named Ace!°•☆ (RP acc of oc's I made)
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