Plot: Severus Is Confronting Sirius After Getting Drenched With Charmed Water Balloons.

sirius black had a fear of needles (but not when it came to piercings and tattoos). so naturally, he always refused to take blood tests.

remus: blood tests are very important sirius, we need to know which vitamins you lack and what’s going on in the junk food dumpster you call a body.

sirius: here for a good time, not for a long time.😗✌️

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

barty: your ex is waiting by the common room entrance, they’re begging to talk to you.

regulus: *applying nail polish*

regulus: too bad, i only do second coats not second chances.

the marauders are at a party.

sirius: *shit-faced drunk, dancing horribly on a table.*

remus: *sighing* love is blind.

james: *also shit-faced drunk, singing horribly on a makeshift stage.*

regulus: *facepalming* love is also deaf…tone-deaf.

james found out about peter being the traitor, and he’s discussing it with the rest of the marauders.

james: i cant fucking believe it, petey? betraying us? after everything we’ve been through together? after all this time?

sirius: *standing up and reciting poetically* do not mourn the treachery of time, brother, for dogs have always danced on the corpses of lions. however, do not believe that their dance makes them above their masters, lions will always be lions and dogs will always be dogs.

remus: sirius, you’re a- you’re a dog.

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james: sirius is about to come home from his third date any minute now.

regulus: third date? with the same guy? did he talk during the first two?

james: yeah no, i’m as shocked as you are.

sirius black had way too much fun with his name.

making an entrance: “sirius black is sirius back!”

confused: “sirius black is siriusly blank…”

hungry: “sirius black wants a sirius snack.”

bout to throw hands: “sirius black will siriusly attack.”

under pressure: “sirius black will sirius crack.”

back from a dentist appointment gone well: “sirius black has no sirius plaque.”

bought a new bag: “sirius black has a new sirius sack.”

the list goes on…and it only gets weirder.

-1975-

james: snape will never have a love life.

remus: someone’s bound to find him…tolerable.

james: how about we place a bet?

remus: 5 galleons.

-1993-

remus: *takes one look at snape, and immediately runs out, looking up at the sky*

remus: COME BACK YOU ARSE, I OWE YOU 5 GALLEONS!

james is bringing sirius back home after a blood test.

sirius: *walks in happily with a lollipop in his mouth*

remus: i take it that the blood test went well?

james: he was in and out of that chair in exactly one minute!

sirius: yeah! and no biting this time, not even attempted biting!