I Literally Cannot Stop Thinking About Them I Love Them So Much Omfg

From my rotting body flowers shall grow

I used a translator, sorry for my bad English😭

the real reason he did it

had a fascinating dream last night where there was a new, virally popular trading card game - it was called MOUNTAIN (stylised in all caps) and the whole gimmick was that you couldn’t buy boosters or anything - you had to find them?

nowhere sold MOUNTAIN - I mean, I expect players did, once cards were in their hands.

but acquiring cards meant noticing a box lying around, and just….nabbing it? they’d be in weird places - in a skip, wedged high up in a fence, nestled in the branches of a tree? nobody ever saw who left them there, and there was a lot of debate about how MOUNTAIN boxes were sometimes hard to acquire without risking one’s physical safety - but then, that was also bragging rights. especially as harder-to-reach boxes seemed to contain more elusive and sought after cards…

no, I don’t remember anything about the actual gameplay, we never played any MOUNTAIN. alas. I know there were “frame cards” that were literally transparent but for a fancy metallic or holographic border, which I guess upgraded the card they were applied to? frames were super rare, my coworker literally ran up to me in the pub purely to show off the frame he’d just found

dream brain gimme the deets on MOUNTAIN’s actual mechanics, I’m invested in this controversial unpurchasable scavenger hunt game

The Baby

Metroids being weird lil guys

All puzzle games are so fun, until the moment I stop for a second smelling something burning, you look around, but everything's fine. You look back on the screen 'boom' math puzzle

And now you realise you've been setting just watching at it for an hour, and the burning thing is your brain 'cause you stupid

Yeah... I love puzzle games

Thank you moctor!!!

this rig is very fun!

Oh, I guess now they're suing kids