Hi Is This Animal Control? Ok Cool So I Called You Guys A Few Months Ago About Bears Eating People In

hi is this animal control? ok cool so i called you guys a few months ago about bears eating people in my village. still waiting to hear back on that by the way. yeah. yeah no i understand that you're very busy, but i just thought bears eating people would be a priority. uh huh. right. okay well anyway there's been a new development. the stray dogs from all over the country have united into one giant army. you've probably seen them, they uh...they swam across the ocean a few times. anyway. the....dog army is now fighting the bears? yeah no. no humans present- well there's a little boy and a crazy old man with a shotgun but they're not doing much. yeah. uh huh. well i just thought you should know. one of the dogs knows beam attacks and has decapitated one of the bears. can you like....send someone? I'm pretty sure the old man just fucking died

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6 months ago

you ever see a post and know immediately “oh i’m integrating this one into my vocabulary”

2 years ago

I used to hate the word faggot but now I realize that it's probably one of the only things that the gay community has left that isn't being sanitized, shined, and sold back to us at a premium by deceitful ass companies who claim to like us but then vote for policies that kill us. you're not gonna see a bank in a pride parade with banners that say "we love faggots" but you sure as hell will see a gay person saying "I love being a faggot" it feels so more real.

and I want it to stay controversial too because if a bank ever feels like they have the right to say "haha faggot right guys? 😏🏳️‍🌈" we should be able to publicly execute their ceo

1 month ago
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Plus some stupid doodles snail did during the drawing lmao


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5 months ago

Having to try and explain why I “changed” (aka came out as transgender) to my younger cousins this Christmas wasn’t something I was expecting but was actually kinda glad they asked, and it wasn’t a negative conversation (tho the original question made me worry that it would be lol)

Because in my mind, I haven’t changed, I’m still me :] I’m just actually expressing who I am now, instead of keeping the real me stuck inside the tiny box I used to keep my transness inside in my brain. Also I think it was one of the few times anyone asked me why without trying to “change my mind” or just blatantly disrespecting me after trying to explain my pov

Idk, it’s just really nice when people seem to actually want to know and understand me for once, especially from family lol

Having To Try And Explain Why I “changed” (aka Came Out As Transgender) To My Younger Cousins This

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2 years ago
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They are siblings your honor

2 years ago
They Would Be Friends

They would be friends

2 years ago
I Miss The Demon Heelies Why Could They Go 120mph That Is Too Fast And I Want A Pair
I Miss The Demon Heelies Why Could They Go 120mph That Is Too Fast And I Want A Pair

I miss the demon heelies why could they go 120mph that is Too Fast and I want a pair

(With alt colors bc I liked the purple gradient map)

2 years ago

this is literally the ghostknife dynamic. it's not even an exaggeration

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