Snailfishingg - Snailfishing

It’s 12 am and all i can think about is the jar of pickles I found and took a picture of while walking across my college campus to get to class

If it’s gone when i return on Monday I’m gonna be SO sad

I wanna know who left the pickles there and why PLEASE tell me whoever you are I JUST wanna talk about your pickle jar-

flippa…?

hi is this animal control? ok cool so i called you guys a few months ago about bears eating people in my village. still waiting to hear back on that by the way. yeah. yeah no i understand that you're very busy, but i just thought bears eating people would be a priority. uh huh. right. okay well anyway there's been a new development. the stray dogs from all over the country have united into one giant army. you've probably seen them, they uh...they swam across the ocean a few times. anyway. the....dog army is now fighting the bears? yeah no. no humans present- well there's a little boy and a crazy old man with a shotgun but they're not doing much. yeah. uh huh. well i just thought you should know. one of the dogs knows beam attacks and has decapitated one of the bears. can you like....send someone? I'm pretty sure the old man just fucking died

It’s 2 am, I’m thinking about how much I hate phrase “use your words”

Mostly because it was always said to me when I was:

1. Having a panic attack

2. Overwhelmed and overstimulated

3. Struggling with my selective mutism

It’s worse when an adult says it to you when you’re a small child who was clearly struggling and WANTED to speak but COULDNT

FOLLØW,; THE LI!GHT

[youtuber voice]

WWWWHATS UP gamers and today SNAIL just watched a dude’s WHITE SHIRT get absolutely WRECKED!! SMASH that subscribe button to see more people get totally SOILED!

yeah i’d say i’m a bit of a risk taker. maybe even a bit of a thrill seeker. [drinking a smoothie while wearing a white shirt]

Pen de and Jo

big ol jrwi doodle dump,,, only on episode 73 of riptide,,progress has been greatly hinderd by prime defenders

that one titan fight