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it’s foolproof!

[ID1: A one-panel comic featuring white characters on a gray-to-blue gradient background, with light blue shading. It depicts Apollo Justice and Clay Terran from Ace Attorney. Apollo is hunched over a legal bench, expression frustrated and forearms braced against the wood. He glares over at Clay as he says through gritted teeth, “Me as a lawyer: ‘now why the fúck would my client do that’.” (screenshot of twitter user Str0ka) Clay is behind the witness stand. He pokes his pointer fingers together in front of himself, sticking his tongue out in a smiling expression with closed eyes. He is blushing slightly and going “hehe.” ID2: A one-panel comic featuring Clay Terran from Ace Attorney, colored with flats on a bright blue gradient background. He is wearing his astronaut suit without the helmet. He grins proudly and gestures with one hand, the Hat-1 capsule under his other arm. Sparkles are next to his face. He announces, “My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that ‘I’m young, I’m fantastic, and I’m never gonna die’. This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I’ll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way.” (screenshot of tumblr user teaboot) /End ID]

Investigations 2 official localization but at what cost?

currently in the middle of playing thru dual destinies and then i got to this line and immediately dropped everything to doodle this really quickly

Imagine being Gaspen Payne.

You've got a high-profile court case about a courtroom bombing. On top of that, it's a slam dunk - solid evidence and an expert witness.

And then - what's this? Opposing counsel is the guy who humiliated your older brother three different times? Perfect, even better. You'll whip his ass and then maybe Winston will speak to you again.

Only.. the case goes poorly. Not only that, it ends with the true culprit threatening to set off another bomb. You run out of the courtroom, which, under the circumstances, is a pretty smart thing to do. But while you're evacuating, that punk-ass defense attorney gets your expert witness found guilty.

Afterwards, your courtroom manner and potential corruption get you drummed out of the public prosecutors' office in the aftermath of the end of the dark age of the law. In your shame, you flee the country, probably leaving behind a note that says something like "prosecutor Gaspen Payne chooses death", or maybe "come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety."

After some time wandering listlessly around Asia, finding your family roots in Japan, trying a topknot toupee and realizing it doesn't work on you, you find your way into a tiny mountainous country. Religious, spiritual. That's fine. You can fake that stuff as necessary.

Then you find out that they've de facto banned defense attorneys. And they have a position open for chief prosecutor, a position you'd given up all hope of getting anywhere near.

It's the cushiest job you've ever had. All you need to do is stand there in your stupid gold suit and sparkle while the princess does some seance bullshit. No effort on your part, but even so your name gets attached to the win.

Then - one day - a *treason* case. Perfect. It'll be easy. You have unimpeachable evidence and a spotless witness.

The judge is about to hand down the verdict, thereby etching your name into the history books as the one who brought a traitor against the crown to justice. You'll finally have it all - fame, reputation, a crown, heck, maybe *this* is what'll get your brother to talk to you again.

The courtroom doors open.

You hear a familiar "Objection!".

God damnit.

God fucking dammit.

No wonder Winston never beat this guy - he's the cockroach of attorneys. How the fuck is he even here?

And - what? *He doesn't even remember you???*

GOD

DAMMIT

it wasnt a double dog dare klavier

these fuckass attorneys

The Investigations 4 in Badger onesies because I can

the most science girl ever

[ID 1: A two-panel comic featuring flat-color Ace Attorney characters on a green background. In the first panel, the right half of Ema Skye’s face is shown, her googles down and her eyes shadowed. The background is decorated with brighter green bubbles. She holds aloft a test-tube with a tiny, chibi Apollo Justice inside. Apollo makes an anger symbol. Ema is speaking the first half of a text post by tumblr user skrimply, saying, “your boyfriend fits in a test tube.” In the second panel, she is shown from the hips up, whipping around to face a lit bunsen burner. In her left hand she holds up a lighter. She moves to hold the test tube over the burner, saying “im putting him over the bunsen burner” (the second half of the post). Distress marks emit from the test tube. In the background, looking panicked, Klavier Gavin dives towards her, hands outstretched. ID 2: A two-panel comic featuring flat-color Ace Attorney characters in a green-tone background inside a household. In the first panel, Apollo stands in the foreground, visible from the chest up. He looks towards the viewer. He looks irritated and disbelieving, and is saying, “Ema, this is a crime scene.” Slightly behind him, visible waist-up, Klavier looks the same way with a disbelieving grin. Both have anime sweat drops. Behind them is a living room, with a knocked-over vase of flowers and caution tape. In the second panel, Ema is visible from the waist up in a kitchen. A battered guy with light brown hair lies on the floor behind her, with a chalk outline around him. The kitchen doorway is blocked off with caution tape. Ema is retrieving a carton of ice cream from the freezer, and says, “What, is this the murder weapon? Get off my dick.” She glares at the viewer. /End ID]

happy US moon landing day o7 moons haunted tweet has a special place in my heart

These attorneys sure are ace or smth idk