WHOOOO GYAXAPOSTING
Imagine being Gaspen Payne.
You've got a high-profile court case about a courtroom bombing. On top of that, it's a slam dunk - solid evidence and an expert witness.
And then - what's this? Opposing counsel is the guy who humiliated your older brother three different times? Perfect, even better. You'll whip his ass and then maybe Winston will speak to you again.
Only.. the case goes poorly. Not only that, it ends with the true culprit threatening to set off another bomb. You run out of the courtroom, which, under the circumstances, is a pretty smart thing to do. But while you're evacuating, that punk-ass defense attorney gets your expert witness found guilty.
Afterwards, your courtroom manner and potential corruption get you drummed out of the public prosecutors' office in the aftermath of the end of the dark age of the law. In your shame, you flee the country, probably leaving behind a note that says something like "prosecutor Gaspen Payne chooses death", or maybe "come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety."
After some time wandering listlessly around Asia, finding your family roots in Japan, trying a topknot toupee and realizing it doesn't work on you, you find your way into a tiny mountainous country. Religious, spiritual. That's fine. You can fake that stuff as necessary.
Then you find out that they've de facto banned defense attorneys. And they have a position open for chief prosecutor, a position you'd given up all hope of getting anywhere near.
It's the cushiest job you've ever had. All you need to do is stand there in your stupid gold suit and sparkle while the princess does some seance bullshit. No effort on your part, but even so your name gets attached to the win.
Then - one day - a *treason* case. Perfect. It'll be easy. You have unimpeachable evidence and a spotless witness.
The judge is about to hand down the verdict, thereby etching your name into the history books as the one who brought a traitor against the crown to justice. You'll finally have it all - fame, reputation, a crown, heck, maybe *this* is what'll get your brother to talk to you again.
The courtroom doors open.
You hear a familiar "Objection!".
God damnit.
God fucking dammit.
No wonder Winston never beat this guy - he's the cockroach of attorneys. How the fuck is he even here?
And - what? *He doesn't even remember you???*
GOD
DAMMIT
clay. clay pls
[ID 1: The first panel of a three-image comic featuring Clay Terran from Ace Attorney. Clay is drawn traditionally, with color and background added digitally. Clay sits on a teal couch, with green walls and brown hardwood floors visible in the background. Clay is depicted from the waist up. At the edge of the panel, someone’s arm can be seen; since a red sleeve can be seen, rolled up the forearm, a person might infer it was Apollo Justice. Clay glances away from this person, a thoughtful smile on his face. He is slightly open-mouthed, implying speech. Fake subtitles at the bottom of the panel say “I mean, to be stabworthy, you know? It’s, uh…” ID 2: Continuation of the previous image. Clay glances back towards the unidentified person, grinning more now. ID 3: Continuation of the previous two images. Clay tilts his head slightly, blushing and grinning as he finishes, “It’s kind of a compliment.” /End ID]
sir thats my emotional support space nerd
[ID: A two-panel comic with characters in flat color, featuring Apollo Justice and Clay Terran from Ace Attorney. In the first panel, Apollo, shown from the waist up, has his arms crossed in front of himself. He wears a red hoodie over a bright blue t-shirt. He gestures pointedly with one hand and has his eyes closed and mouth open, expression stern. He speaks a text post by tumblr user caspercryptid, which reads, “Hey mutuals friendly reminder that ·I am drowning ·there is no sign of land ·you are coming down with me ·hand in unlovable hand.” This panel has a dark to light grey gradient background. In the second panel, Clay pops up behind Apollo. He wears a light blue overshirt with a grey undershirt, his GYAXA visor, and black fingerless gloves. He is smiling brightly, open-mouthed, and has his fists clenched enthusiastically in front of himself. He speaks a screenshot of tags by tumblr user peachylee97, replying to caspercryptid’s post, which read, “#oh boy i am coming down with you? #pog i love to be invited to things.” Apollo now has fully crossed arms and drooping hair spikes. His expression is embarrassed, with furrowed brows and flushed cheeks. He speaks caspercryptid’s response, which reads, “I can’t continue the bit I’ve decided I want to be loved now.” This panel has a light grey to yellow gradient background. /End ID]
drawn in a frantic rush to clear out all of my saved prompts before i had to pack up my whole apartment to move. didnt work btw i still had some left over
(ID 1: A two-panel comic with cartoon characters colored in white on a lilac background, featuring Maya Fey and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney.
Panel 1- Phoenix, shown from the chest up looking tired and scrambled/fearful, says, “I could get killed.” Maya, next to him, says “Oh no!” She looks concerned.
Panel 2- Phoenix, now stroking his chin with an expression of concerned irritation, says, “Or even worse, Edgeworth could give me a lecture on responsibility again.” From off-panel, Maya says “Nick pls.” End ID)
(ID 2: A one-panel comic with cartoon characters colored in white on a hot pink background, featuring Phoenix and Edgeworth from Ace Attorney. They are shown from the waist up. Edgeworth has grabbed Phoenix by the lapels and is glowering at him, saying a screenshot of tumblr user wizard-email’s text post that reads “god that’s pathetic. do you want to kiss ?” Phoenix looks confused and is sweating nervously but smiling, his hands raised placatingly at his shoulders. A swooping dark-pink heart is drawn across the background behind them. End ID)
now it’s simon’s turn to be the older sibling
hang in there, partner, your friends are here to help u_u
(ID 1: A one-panel comic, with full-color characters on a dark-blue-to-grey gradient background. It features Klavier Gavin and Apollo Justice from Ace Attorney from the waist/chest up. Apollo has his eye and arms bandaged and is wearing Clay’s jacket. Klavier has one hand on Apollo’s shoulder while the other pats his back, standing to his side and slightly behind him. He has a concerned but firm expression as he says, “you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup” (screenshot of a text post by tumblr user givemearmstopraywith). Apollo clutches at the front of Clay’s jacket, side-eyeing Klavier as he sniffles miserably. His spikes droop. He is flushed and has a tear running down his cheek. End ID.)
(ID 2: A one-panel comic, with full-color characters on a dark-blue-to-grey gradient background. It features Ema and Apollo. Apollo is seated on the ground with his knees pulled up to his chest and his arms crossed atop them. He has his eye and arms bandaged and is wearing Clay’s jacket. Ema, standing beside him, crouches slightly to lower a cowboy hat onto his head. Her other hand is in the pocket of her lab coat. She looks concerned and sympathetic. She “speaks” clip art text from a meme by raccoon_village, saying, “you don’t always have to be a strong cowboy. sometimes just being an alive cowboy is good enough.” Apollo looks up at her in bafflement. He has tears running down his cheek. End ID)