I Like To Think Blackquill Was Always Kinda Fucked Up

based on that one arkham post

i will give the animators 12 american dollars if this is how the inevitable final faceoff with Striker goes down

So I know that AA fans like to meme about a hypothetical Kristoph vs MvK trial where everything is forged, but I started thinking about the idea too seriously and accidentally started doing math : basically we know that Manfred got arrested and therefore stopped practicing law in 2016. Meanwhile Kristoph was 32 in 2026, which means—

Kristoph lost the trial of course but he frustrated von Karma to no end because the evidence was obviously fake (to Manfred that is— it takes one to know one) but he couldn’t prove it without looking hella sus. Maybe Kristoph would have been next to die after Robert Hammond if Phoenix hadn’t exposed the truth about DL-6 hgfdfgh

please clap for the specialest boy in the world

Thinking abt Ace Attorney Social media HCs

Phoenix: Technologically illiterate, doesn’t really know what social media is or how to use it and refuses to learn because the longer he keeps up the bit the funnier it gets

Edgeworth: Doesn’t particularly care for social media, but found out about tumblr through Maya and now has an anonymous Steel Samurai account. His tagging system is meticulous and he has all notifications turned off. He treats it like he does office work. He and Maya are mutuals. Doesn’t have a personal account to speak of

Maya: Runs a semi-popular canon url pink princess and steel samurai fan tumblr. Also has a personal Instagram that’s mostly her eating burgers

Pearl: Didn’t have social media for a long time because of Morgan, but Maya introduced her and she has a very inactive private Instagram. She’s also in charge of the Kurain Village socials, which are very neat and professional

Mia: Was technologically illiterate and died before the social media boom was completely inescapable so nada

Diego: Socials weren’t as big before he fell into a coma and afterwards he doesn’t care too much about his image so he has nothing. HOWEVER, Maya started a twitter called “dead philosopher wisdom” that’s just random Diegoisms. He’s doing NUMBERS on there but is unaware of it because he doesn’t use twitter

Franziska: Knows how social media works because she needs it for her job but doesn’t use it very often. Her account has like 2 posts on it and she mostly uses it to keep track of targets and online paper trails

Kay: Runs an instagram account called “Edgeworth where he shouldn’t be” that’s nothing but silly and embarrassing candids of Edgeworth. Oldbag won’t stop messaging her asking who she is and how she’s getting these pictures

Apollo: Has a twitter with two followers that he uses to retweet and comment on legal academia news. He’s super active on all the law forums and legal advice columns and unfortunately has definitely posted on r/AskALawyer on mutliple occasions. His real claim to fame, though, is the anonymous Instagram he runs for his cat Mikeko. It’s called “The Pawsecutor’s Office” and he dresses up Mikeko like all the prosecutors (Miles Edgepurrth, Clawvier Gavin, Franziska Von Catma, etc) for photoshoots and silly skits. It’s wildly popular and Apollo would die if he were revealed to be behind it

Klavier: Super popular across all platforms and loves being silly online. If Edgeworth saw all the thirst traps he was posting he would prolly have a heart attack

Kristoph: Has a very minimal personal account for professional reasons but his REAL online footprint is the dozens of alternate accounts he uses to cyberstalk people and send his brother hate mail

Athena: Perfectly normal social media user. Has personal accounts that she posts to occasionally with cute photos of what she’s doing. The only person using it correctly

Trucy: Insanely popular on socials for her magic act. Knows how to market herself online better than anyone. She has a smaller personal account where she occasionally posts silly things about the WAA

Blackquill: Ran an edgy anime Tumblr for years before his incarceration and was posting on AO3 a lot. He comes back after his release explaining the break between chapters of his latest fanfiction was due to him being put on death row for seven years and continues posting normally with no mention of his prison sentence ever again. When he finally posts another AMV it’s a joyous day indeed

the most science girl ever

[ID 1: A two-panel comic featuring flat-color Ace Attorney characters on a green background. In the first panel, the right half of Ema Skye’s face is shown, her googles down and her eyes shadowed. The background is decorated with brighter green bubbles. She holds aloft a test-tube with a tiny, chibi Apollo Justice inside. Apollo makes an anger symbol. Ema is speaking the first half of a text post by tumblr user skrimply, saying, “your boyfriend fits in a test tube.” In the second panel, she is shown from the hips up, whipping around to face a lit bunsen burner. In her left hand she holds up a lighter. She moves to hold the test tube over the burner, saying “im putting him over the bunsen burner” (the second half of the post). Distress marks emit from the test tube. In the background, looking panicked, Klavier Gavin dives towards her, hands outstretched. ID 2: A two-panel comic featuring flat-color Ace Attorney characters in a green-tone background inside a household. In the first panel, Apollo stands in the foreground, visible from the chest up. He looks towards the viewer. He looks irritated and disbelieving, and is saying, “Ema, this is a crime scene.” Slightly behind him, visible waist-up, Klavier looks the same way with a disbelieving grin. Both have anime sweat drops. Behind them is a living room, with a knocked-over vase of flowers and caution tape. In the second panel, Ema is visible from the waist up in a kitchen. A battered guy with light brown hair lies on the floor behind her, with a chalk outline around him. The kitchen doorway is blocked off with caution tape. Ema is retrieving a carton of ice cream from the freezer, and says, “What, is this the murder weapon? Get off my dick.” She glares at the viewer. /End ID]

WHOOOO GYAXAPOSTING

tfw your boyfriend is an embarrassment

he has needs apollo