Trees Live Underground And Use The “above Ground” Part As A Snorkel.

Superman’s real superpower is finding white button-up shirts thick enough to hide a bright blue, red and yellow Superman logo underneath without showing through

Having someone set as your phone background is the modern day equivalent of having a locket with someone’s picture in it

Hug your parents when they want one because some parents are just big kids who can’t hug their parents anymore

Allergies are your immune system’s irrational fears

Farts don’t necessarily lose their smell, they just disperse until we can’t detect them anymore. So if you think about it, we’re all just breathing in fart air of billions of people all the time without noticing. There’s no such thing as fresh air.

No one has ever ‘saved a life’; only delayed a death…

You don’t actually bite down on things, since you can’t move your top jaw. You’re actually “biting up”

baby harpy?

been a while since i posted

when you get to the part of the book when your OTP kiss for the first time:

When you scroll down, nothing actually moves up your screen. Certain pixels are just changing colour.