By Using Smartphones To Tell Time, We’ve Essentially Gone Back To The Pocket Watch

Trees live underground and use the “above ground” part as a snorkel.

When people start trash talking my favourite series

Allergies are your immune system’s irrational fears

Hug your parents when they want one because some parents are just big kids who can’t hug their parents anymore

If you get rid of all laws, you technically get rid of all crime. (source)

Cassettes have a side A and a side B, so it’s logical that it’s successor would be the CD.

Trafic is when a bunch of people try to get somewhere fast, and as a result, everyone takes longer to get to their destination.

endless list of pixar characters → harris, hubert and hamish (brave)

Turning up the volume is like zooming in, but with sound.

If you come out as bi, you unlock a new virginity. (source)