Mini-Review: More Happy Than Not By Adam Silvera

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

Having someone set as your phone background is the modern day equivalent of having a locket with someone’s picture in it

Cassettes have a side A and a side B, so it’s logical that it’s successor would be the CD.

If you come out as bi, you unlock a new virginity. (source)

Hug your parents when they want one because some parents are just big kids who can’t hug their parents anymore

Think about all the times you looked at someone without them noticing. Now think about how many times someone has looked at you without you noticing.

Because of evolving bacteria and bacteria defenses in our body, travelling to the future could lead you to death, and travelling back to the past can kill everyone.

“Wait a minute, who are all of you?”

People who make advertisements for girls’ toys don’t seem to have any idea how girls play with them. Barbies don’t have nice civilised tea parties and talk about boys, it’s more like Game of Thrones except everyone is a lesbian

Boobs and butts have no sexual functions, so they’re just the fetish with the world’s biggest consensus. (source)