Latest Posts by sorry-but-im-slightly-illiterate - Page 3

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

I put them in a private story together so I can post slutty things without shame and it’s been so freeing

Blink blink, motherfucker how are you drinking alone and somehow still are busy blink blink fucking make it make sense

My roommate fucking sucks

I don't wanna fwy if you don't fwm U(⁎˃ᆺ˂)U

I can't do this anymore I hate this

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

Thinking about lohanthony

Tell me you never want to talk to me again or treat me like a normal fucking person

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

Bad bunny is so fine

Me next time I see him

Noah is a moanable name that is hard for me to respect

Every ugly man has potential- let’s see if I absolutely regret saying that in like 2 weeks when I come back on here and do my shame check 

Ball drop is just baby sensory for driunk adults in New York

Siri how do I detach from my man who’s not my man at all

The way I fucked him multiple other times and nothing changed yet I still yearn in this way

Things I want that give me a small bit of shame

1- to fuck that marine one more time

2- the amount I want to smoke a cigarette

3- there’s probably more but I’m ill and cannot think straight

I feel for it again ✋😔 for I am only a girl

“Basically.. my desk is a mess”

(Albeit very cute and sweet) and I respect him bc I get it but he’s a little dumb and cringe and I think I was just dick sick bc wow being cute and sweet and great in bed does not make up for being that bad of a communicator

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My red flag - I keep log of all the icks the guys I’ve talked to gave me and I red flag the ones that are actually red flags so I can prevent myself from texting them again

I’m scared of fucking a dude with skinny legs bc what if I break him

I just came to the greatest realization ever - the only reason I was into the marine was because it was my first rebound that made me feel safe after Jake like that’s crazy - also also also the only reason I stayed liking the marine no matter all of the red flags was because I think I like masculine men, but I think I want a masculine man who can communicate and put down some walls - and I fear while he was gone I made him my “one day” and that’s fucking disgusting and I should be ashamed like we fucked yesterday and it was good but not as good as before although I had a good time fucking with him it wasn’t mine blowing like it was before like the only thing holding me there is he’s a little interesting. We have a interesting chemistry but I want him and he low-key just wants to fuck me and it’s straight up is going nowhere so that’s so funny so I need a new rebound. Someone hotter 

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

You ever talk to a man and am like - I’m just to young and cool for this?

My red flag - I keep log of all the icks the guys I’ve talked to gave me and I red flag the ones that are actually red flags so I can prevent myself from texting them again

“Basically.. my desk is a mess”

(Albeit very cute and sweet) and I respect him bc I get it but he’s a little dumb and cringe and I think I was just dick sick bc wow being cute and sweet and great in bed does not make up for being that bad of a communicator

My red flag is I’m attracted to 2 types of men and it’s artsy thinks and military men ✋😔

Sometimes I am her

Things I want that give me a small bit of shame

1- to fuck that marine one more time

2- the amount I want to smoke a cigarette

3- there’s probably more but I’m ill and cannot think straight