Dennis Keeping Binders About His Friends Always Makes Me So Sad Cuz It Appears Controlling While It's

I'm so deeply obsessed with my wallpaper

Just a quick smth smth because they're so goofy and sappy and in love

The things I would do to read any of your big fics even unfinished are so bad. I feel like they would rewrite my brain.

ill throw you a few snippets from my Very Unfinished probably never gonna be published fics along with the bigguns :^)

cw for klinsky stuff. nothing explicit but uh cw nudity and discussion of sex, body image issues, disordered eating, and (half-joking) threat of suicide.

trash twins:

mac's banging the waitress missing scene:

baby den:

aeeehyeee ee e e don't ask

very old macden fic from before id even finished watching sunny 😭

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The Shower Fic™️

Thinking about Frank vs Russia again. And about the confirmation that the SINNED system was created at the same time as the DENNIS one. We know Dennis perfected his system for women but we haven't seen him ever date a man or keep a man. We have no confirmation of what he's done, and based on Dennis' eagerness in knowing if Dee and Mac got 2nd dates, I like to think he's never even tested it before. It was all based on observations. He kept it secret all these years and finally saw potential now to test it out through them. When's the second date? He's eager to know. Does it work.

And it does. Ofc it does. It was foolproof. He knew that.

Dennis isn't against a romance with Mac. The system exists since s6, Dennis clearly WANTS to keep a man. He just doesn't understand how that's already happened. Mac likes him? Wdym, he hasn't done the steps yet. Dennis just confirmed that the system works.

We know Dennis' outburst basically meant "You can't be in love with Johnny because he doesn't love you Mac, I don't love you. Move on."

But it also meant "You can't be in love with Johnny because Johnny is me! And you're not in love with me!"

Dennis is rejecting love on all grounds, in both directions. This isn't part of the plan, part of the scheme. This isn't his goal, not now. He's not ready and Mac isn't either.

The goal was simply to get Mac's attention back. To bring them back on equal footing. To be friends again. Dennis is fixing the friendship first, and Mac is being impatient and an idiot and jumping at romance and ruining the careful pacing Dennis is creating.

did a christmas doodle for spencer and he threatened me with certain death if i didn't post soooo........ @thrutheinferno

Black Sails episode XV and the ownership of your life. Relying on others is what allows your voice to matter because there's now people who listen to it. It's what gives you purpose because you're now part of a community who knows your name and cares for you. You exist. But this cannot be at the detriment of your own purpose, your own goals. Rely on others, but don't fall into codependency. Don't let them form your identity for you.

when your best friends boobs are soo heavy he can barely carry them so ur like hey man do u need a lift? and u offer support because thats just what friends do u know

3 middle aged men with similar fears and anxieties spending the night together feeling less alone

"Pick one reference Abed"

"Sixteen Candles"