Pigeons??? The Totally Domesticated Infamously Trainable Birds That Are Actual War Heroes And Can Fly

She move on my castle till I Howl

I held my arm up in the air while falling asleep and it was really strange feeling it self-stabilize, all the little loops it was making completely of its own accord. I think holding a paint brush and having a canvas above me to record the swirls would be really interesting. Also like a huge mess but I need to be a weird little seismograph for the sake of art

Hang on let me imagine something real quick

Jon: [sweating, pointing at a conspiracy board] ... Do you understand now, Martin?

Martin: [crocheting with Jon's conspiracy board yarn]

Jon: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CROCHETING WITH THE CONSPIRACY BOARD YARN?

Martin: I made a bee :) it's for you

Jon: You!? You...!! [sighs] It's very cute, Martin. Thank you.

I'm just thinking here. Not even going to tag this.

The phrase "time zone" sounds really cool and sci-fi when you separate the words from their meaning . What is a "time zone"

A zone... Of time... Watch out, there's time in that zone!

But then you think, that's what a time zone IS. I'm in a TIME ZONE. It's 2025 A.D. and I'm living in a "time zone"

How novel!

James Wilson is cute like a brine shrimp (view attached)

Close enough... welcome back Billy Blazes (Rescue Heroes, 1999)

Completely accurate, thank you Tumblr user @peniswizard69

Hey. Hey guys. Pssst. Guys. Hey. H-

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Superwholock 2024!!!!

let's make it happen. This future is possible with YOU 🫵 and you alone. To officially kick this off I've created the face of Superwholock. Look at it. It's horrible, but you love it... it's power is too strong to be defied. If you hate this and want to see more, I'll do another with a second set of faces!

Reblog to pay respect to The Dealocktor

don't mind me. devouring the entirety of the Loki series. all of it. you will no longer be able to watch it. cause I eated it

My blorbos after I pick them up and shake them REALLY hard:

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENI;G