Martin Is A Bath Towel. Jon Is An Old Dish Cloth. Michael Is A Scarf. Elias Is A Pocket Square. I Bet

I'm starting to find the deranged House MD content. The edits. The shitposts. I know I'm digging into a well developed fandom. Just finished season one. This is going to be a tasty meal

Corn, leather, and cotton candy are all the same thing. It's just different stages of processing.

This is not my beautiful house... This is not my beautiful wi- *frying pan bonk noise*

[wakes up in the hospital]

how did I get here?

I've made my first art post on my art account!! I'm... not on the art side of Tumblr so I have no idea how to get people to see this besides my fandom account followers 😭

after this post I'll keep my things to the right blogs but I wanted to let you guys know it was there :3

Here's some progress gifs of Pax's walk cycle from this past year!

And the final animation (v2):

James Wilson

Asjem Nislow

Gregory House

Rorygeg Soheu

Made what I feel are the ugliest possible anagrams of their names but give it a shot if you think you can do worse

Can we bring back David Tennant in places he shouldn't be but with 15? I'm just laying in wait, hoping a good pose happens soon... If it hasn't already...

I am a Hannibal fan

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

LMAO imagine Loki running a Superwholock Tumblr blog in secret. HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT EVER. NEVER. EVER !!!!

Me: :(

Mobius M. Mobius: *exists*

Me: :]

So, due to a series of fortunate events, I got it for free from Oriental Trading. ((No they aren't paying me to advertise him, it was actually SLIGHTLY sketchy but don't worry about it))

Fun fact! He's technically a plush doorstop. He has a metal plate in his base that weighs him down wonderfully so he doesn't fall over. Also, if you crash, a special hidden mechanism activates which gives him the ability to fly, break glass, break bones, and maim or kill! (aka this thing might rocket straight though your windshield due to the weight). Cool, right?!

"K9 Doorstop Oriental Trading" should bring you to him :)

I'll save you the time to check the price: he's 40 dollars and actually officially licensed. Based on how much I use him (feeling a deep friendship with him whatever I'm in my car), for my uses, 40 dollars is worth it! If I did pay it

I'm a silly little dumdum and left the plate in because, idk, K9 sitting upright as I take sharp turns is more important than my safety, but I feel morally obligated to let you know that you probably *should* remove the plate if you have him in a vehicle. Or die with honor, impaled by a robot dog. Both perfectly good options so long as you are informed that this thing May Kill You.

FIVE STARS FROM ME! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

He's held up very well over the years and changed from a grey-blue to a more screen accurate grey in the sun, which I love, would recommend. This K9 doorstop is to die for!

Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company

If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though

She move on my castle till I Howl