Affirmative Master! - Blog Posts

So, due to a series of fortunate events, I got it for free from Oriental Trading. ((No they aren't paying me to advertise him, it was actually SLIGHTLY sketchy but don't worry about it))

Fun fact! He's technically a plush doorstop. He has a metal plate in his base that weighs him down wonderfully so he doesn't fall over. Also, if you crash, a special hidden mechanism activates which gives him the ability to fly, break glass, break bones, and maim or kill! (aka this thing might rocket straight though your windshield due to the weight). Cool, right?!

"K9 Doorstop Oriental Trading" should bring you to him :)

I'll save you the time to check the price: he's 40 dollars and actually officially licensed. Based on how much I use him (feeling a deep friendship with him whatever I'm in my car), for my uses, 40 dollars is worth it! If I did pay it

I'm a silly little dumdum and left the plate in because, idk, K9 sitting upright as I take sharp turns is more important than my safety, but I feel morally obligated to let you know that you probably *should* remove the plate if you have him in a vehicle. Or die with honor, impaled by a robot dog. Both perfectly good options so long as you are informed that this thing May Kill You.

FIVE STARS FROM ME! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

He's held up very well over the years and changed from a grey-blue to a more screen accurate grey in the sun, which I love, would recommend. This K9 doorstop is to die for!

Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company

If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though