Souporwholock - Soup

This may be my LEAST fandom post so I'm happy my name goes over well with the undead and such.

Thank you @putridcrow , you've got a beautiful username yourself!

I went into the out

Theory: clocks restrain the passage of time, most efficiently while you are looking at one, but even just having a clock handy to keep checking slows things enough. One day, your phone dies so you can't check the time before and after you shower to know how long it took. You exit the shower and find that everything has evolved into crabs. Based on a true story (something like this happened to me on Thursday).

Let's just take a moment to appreciate that horrifying shot of the TARDIS just standing there. Menacingly. Something I was not aware it could do and never want to see again

Me omw to a social event (I changed my mind about wanting to go)

The Memory Tardis looked like the coziest place EVER. One of my new favorite interiors. Could live in that one

Yeah this made me grin. Here come the locusts

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

Peter Capaldi makes me so excited to become an old man. LOOK AT HIM. wait,, I'm not a guy

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company

If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though

@im-forgetful ARE YOU GOOD

How can a man have such beady eyes. Are you a man at this point? Or just like.. a rat-man or something lol. Or a- UHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING what the HELL is that why is there so much skin???

Does this count?

He who holds the orb holds it