🎶cunty Roads

Is The Mighty Boosh fandom on Tumblr? Or like. Where is it. Is it just me? Just me alone in this coconut society?

So, due to a series of fortunate events, I got it for free from Oriental Trading. ((No they aren't paying me to advertise him, it was actually SLIGHTLY sketchy but don't worry about it))

Fun fact! He's technically a plush doorstop. He has a metal plate in his base that weighs him down wonderfully so he doesn't fall over. Also, if you crash, a special hidden mechanism activates which gives him the ability to fly, break glass, break bones, and maim or kill! (aka this thing might rocket straight though your windshield due to the weight). Cool, right?!

"K9 Doorstop Oriental Trading" should bring you to him :)

I'll save you the time to check the price: he's 40 dollars and actually officially licensed. Based on how much I use him (feeling a deep friendship with him whatever I'm in my car), for my uses, 40 dollars is worth it! If I did pay it

I'm a silly little dumdum and left the plate in because, idk, K9 sitting upright as I take sharp turns is more important than my safety, but I feel morally obligated to let you know that you probably *should* remove the plate if you have him in a vehicle. Or die with honor, impaled by a robot dog. Both perfectly good options so long as you are informed that this thing May Kill You.

FIVE STARS FROM ME! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

He's held up very well over the years and changed from a grey-blue to a more screen accurate grey in the sun, which I love, would recommend. This K9 doorstop is to die for!

Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company

If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though

Castiel would enjoy animal crossing but it would be such a pain to teach him how to play

Dean: alright, I'm on your island, where are you?

Cas: The pink one is following me relentlessly please help

Dean: Retail. She does that

Cas: *running into a table* Evil labyrinth

(Dean takes Cas's 3ds and makes him exit retail)

Cas: I bought this in there. For you

[gifts Dean a pavé table]

Dean hates pavé furniture. Naturally it goes in his favorite room.

My blorbos after I pick them up and shake them REALLY hard:

4 years of German led me to this moment.

Hannibal Lecker

That is all.

Peter Capaldi makes me so excited to become an old man. LOOK AT HIM. wait,, I'm not a guy

NOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAO imagine Loki running a Superwholock Tumblr blog in secret. HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT EVER. NEVER. EVER !!!!

Me: :(

Mobius M. Mobius: *exists*

Me: :]

The live interview with Jason Ritter from today!! I can't believe this actually happened it was crazy

I work at a gas station at night. For whatever reason, generally, the store gets empty around 10 and then gets clusters of people at 11. So I, when I come back out from the back room and see people... I have not played Minecraft in MONTHS. For whatever reason, my first thought is

"the mobs have spawned"