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911 is on hiatus rn

Supernatural is on hiatus forever

This means you guys have the time to watch a sci-fi cowboy movie from 1973. Listen. I need you to watch Westworld (1973) and just... get back to me. Tell me your thoughts. There is *no* fandom for this movie, and we need to build one. I finished, and I need fanfic but there is NONE. Simply, look

Let's build an empire.

Loving how this implies the sponge is a threat

Look into my spongey eyes and tell me you love me

James Wilson

Asjem Nislow

Gregory House

Rorygeg Soheu

Made what I feel are the ugliest possible anagrams of their names but give it a shot if you think you can do worse

Castiel is like if you had one hand only, and that hand (your only hand) was a small cat. You can never pet that cat because

1. The cat is your hand

2. It's your only hand

I should also mention you have no other hand for petting the small cat (the cat is your hand btw)

On a scale from 1-10, yeah? Please respond

Human Cas trying different drinks for the first time (Victorian child inspired):

Water

*frowns* "It tastes like time..."

Dean: So you don't like it? Cause you kinda need that to-

Cas: No. It's great. (and he means it)

Milk

Cas: "You know, adult humans really shouldn't be drinking this. This would have been unheard of in the 18th century, and I really don't understand the appeal of cow secretions-"

Dean: *plugs his ears* Ahhh... enough. I do not consent to hearing those words.

Sam: You know, he's not wrong! Get this-

Dean: Kindly, shut! up!

[Dean slides the glass forward]

Try the milk. : )

Cas: *sighs and tales a sip* I am not a calf. This is weird. I feel gross, Dean.

Dean: Stop being so dramatic! This is why you're trying everything now, so you don't embarrass us in public. Come on, it ain't that bad.

[Cas then spends half an hour on the toilet. He is apparently lactose intolerant.]

Diet Coke

Cas: [Wearily] Is this dairy free?

Dean: It's diet-friggen-coke, Cas. It's dairy free. It's also sugar free! Because someone [he glares at Sam] has a bad taste in pop. Real honest sugar is probably better for you than this junk.

Cas: Agreed. The fact that it's sugar free does by no means make cocaine good for you. It's actually quite concerning that you boys drink this. I think we should do an "intervention."

Dean:

Sam:

Cas: Does 6pm tomorrow work for you two? I'll find some folding chairs and arrange them in a circle.

[They never could get Cas to drink diet Coke, because why is it still called Coke, if there's not cocaine in it? and that's false advertising, which I also do not condone.]

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If people enjoy this one, I'll take suggestions for other foods for Cas to try

Goblin King? More like gobblin' deez- (and so forth)

Sam: dude, that's not how you make tea

Dean: the microwave is broken

Castiel: [removes his finger from Dean's now boiling cup] Dean, you said this was for the case

Sam: [baffled] the MICROWAVE is broken?

This is not my beautiful house... This is not my beautiful wi- *frying pan bonk noise*

[wakes up in the hospital]

how did I get here?

Hey. I'll make one. Someday. Guaranteed.

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

Being alive is walking around and saying "now where could my pipe me?" but you don't have a pipe you have debt and it's not missing either.

Calling Ao3- somebody write this! Oh the duo Wilson and House would make! Less like Hannibal and Will and more like Hannibal and Hannibal. Dangerous. Wilson manipulates them with his charm AND does most of the dirty work, while House delights in being the main suspect in all Wilson's killings. Because between the two of them, it would obviously be House. The police can never prove anything, because he's great at narrowly avoiding arrest, but if he is arrested, Wilson will break him out. Partners in crime. Yes.

Wilson looking for House in the morgue

This is actually an illusion by Tom Bagshaw for "Hannibal Rising," I saw it on Pinterest and thought of Wilson, and then did some digging so I could post it and credit the artist. Which makes sense, because I only just noticed the shadow is the deerman. Wilson as Hannibal AU??

Wilson looking for House in the morgue

This is actually an illustration by Tom Bagshaw for "Hannibal Rising," I saw it on Pinterest and thought of Wilson, and then did some digging so I could post it and credit the artist. Which makes sense, because I only just noticed the shadow is the deerman. Wilson as Hannibal AU??

If Will was the main character

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENI;G

You should perhaps kiss your therapist a little to thank them for their hard work

Hey guys sorry for the 2 posts about brine shrimp Wilson Tumblr glitched (view attached)

Wilson is cute like a brine shrimp (view attached)

James Wilson is cute like a brine shrimp (view attached)

Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.

Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.

ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!

Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.

Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.

ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!

I did some decoding, and I think the "90 minute" special will be about good omens

This is killing me

911 IS HAPPENING IRL NEAR ME!!!

@zaniephoenixblr-blog broke the news to me😭😭

911 IS HAPPENING IRL NEAR ME!!!

@zaniephoenixblr-blog broke the news to me😭😭

Don't I know it

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

My blorbos after I pick them up and shake them REALLY hard:

Yeah this made me grin. Here come the locusts

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

Close enough... welcome back Billy Blazes (Rescue Heroes, 1999)

favorite word?

Let's go with "pleopodal"

It's the type of lungs terrestrial isopods have! Modified gills, so they need moisture to breathe

Also, it's fun to say

@im-forgetful ARE YOU GOOD

How can a man have such beady eyes. Are you a man at this point? Or just like.. a rat-man or something lol. Or a- UHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING what the HELL is that why is there so much skin???

How can a man have such beady eyes. Are you a man at this point? Or just like.. a rat-man or something lol. Or a- UHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING what the HELL is that why is there so much skin???