Clear As Mud! But I Expect Nothing Less From A Homestuck 🫡

Love this so much

Part 17 in my weekly poster series of 2025

the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry

Edit: The two updated versions got lost in the reblogs, and people keep asking for characters, so I'm editing the original post now.

Also, after playing In Stars and Time, I have realised Siffrin isn't really voiceless in the way I meant, and people have said Six and especially Mono shouldn't count, but consider: it's my gender and I get to choose the blorbo

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

I just wanted to say I LOVE your Locked Tomb art, but specifically the one where you drew the house necromancers and their cavaliers bc it really helped me differentiate the characters when I was reading the first book!!! I convinced my dad to read it too, and he was having the same problem so I got to be like “hang on I know a guy”. I love your art!!

Glad you liked it!

I actually made all those headshots in order to have them for a YouTube video I was making that would make reading the first book easier, because it's such a huge thing to navigate as a first time reader. So I'm glad they're serving their purpose!

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

This is a call-out post for my monstera 👀

Nosy ass plant

Man, I've missed seeing Ducks and How to Make Them Pay on my timeline, so I'm gonna rectify that.

some sort of earthworm woim, with leggie like arm tentacles and flatwormie eye spots