That Right There Is The Look Of A Man Who’s Had His Entire Worldview Altered

fiddtober day 9. i imagine that thing gets pretty itchy sometimes

that actually sounds so cool. i would appreciate credit and if you could mayhaps provide a link to it when its done that would be great too.. i am very interested...

ok ok more stan twin headcanons. this time it’s how they recover from being overstimulated for an extended period of time

ford:

-paces around his room

-listens to music (mostly soundtracks)

-fidgets with all of the random stuff in his room. trinkets and things

-sometimes writes/draws in his journal

-maybe even watches a comfort show

-mostly non-verbal but if you’re close to him (family) he’s more than willing to just sit there and listen to you talk for a while.

-also takes off his glasses during this time. doesn’t want to have to take in all of details in his vision at once.

-tries to focus on just little things at a time. it slowly wears off but it’s still effective and he starts talking again pretty quick.

stan:

-THE VOID.

-no lights

-no noise

-no fidgets

-only laying on the floor

-only staring at the ceiling

-if you even think of coming near him you’ll get clobbered (not really but he REALLY wants to be alone)

-entirely nonverbal

-basically puts himself in a sensory deprivation tank and it works like a factory reset button. he’s fine like 10 minutes later.

huh? what do you mean its almost been 2 entire months since i did an unnecessarily long post about stan twin headcanons? ....okay, fine. stan twins food preferences. you want this about autism? sure. why not. do whatever you want. its canon anyways and we all know it. stan likes: any kind of greasy, unhealthy, and downright heart attack inducing food. not only is it cheap and affordable, but its also very comforting. you just gotta stuff your face sometimes. he especially likes burgers and tacos because you can just kinda shove whatever you want in them and it will still taste great. an honorable mention is also seafood. he would eat it every meal if it was more affordable, but the fish from the lake is good enough. toffee peanuts. we know this already, but i would be burned at the stake if i didnt mention it. "oh but he has trauma because thats what got him caught by ford when he broke the project" shhhh. shut. that is probably the last thing he was focused on during that entire time. comfort candy is comfort candy and i think that would be hard to actually ruin for stan. do you get what i mean. his favorite icecream flavor is anything with caramel swirls in it. ford likes: simple foods. things like eggs and toast. plain burgers with nothing on them. while this should in theory mean he eats healthier, it does not. he could eat so much biscuits and gravy its actually insane. tolerates fried food as long as its completely pat down and dry on the outside. he loves anything with absurd amounts of sugar in it. as long as its not too many flavors at once. things like pudding and cakes without frosting. he could probably eat an entire cake in one sitting as long as it doesnt have frosting on it. jellybeans. again, we know this already. but it felt important to mention. he constantly carries jellybeans on his person, no matter where hes going. he also really likes rock candy and those chocolate pebbles or whatever. he just really wants to eat rocks and those things scratch the itch in his brain really well. his favorite icecream flavor is strawberry. its a good balance between rich and refreshing. stan dislikes: stuff like pudding or oatmeal is just. gross to him. the texture is all the same, and.. well, its basically just the texture. in general, hes not very picky with food, but unless its soup or icecream, he doesnt like non-solid food. also, weirdly enough, he doesnt really like plain chocolate. it has to be in or on something. i mean who can blame him. what kind of weirdo fills up a cup of chocolate chips and eats them in bed while writing about gravity falls. and its not even milk chocolate, its dark. i mean what. whatd i say. ford dislikes: weirdly enough. pizza. you may be thinking "how does a guy from jersey not like pizza" and the answer is that. he will eat pizza, hes just very, very, very picky about it. if he doesnt like it, he gives it to stan and scarfs it down. so pretty much all of the time unless he actually makes it himself. the crust needs to be soft, but not chewy, and it cannot be soggy. the cheese needs to stick to the crust without sliding around after a couple of bites. the outer crust needs to also be covered with sauce. now. the best way to go about these specific criteria is infact to put the sauce over the cheese. i know. its horrific to those who give a single shit about this topic. but its true. so what im saying is whenever they go to a pizza place he gets cheese breadsticks and dips them in marinara. he prefers that over normal pizza. i blacked out and woke up to an entire paragraph solely about ford pines' pizza preferences. what just happened. anyways he doesnt like stuff with too many toppings. too many textures at once. ok so i knew this post was gonna be long but. i think i wrote twice as much for ford than i did stan. and half of that was about pizza. uh. whatever. hit post.

whaggshshhsh

i want to post something about ford and his relationship with bill (similar format to the mcgucket posts i made) but i feel like it wouldn't be worth it with the amount of disclaimer i would have to put. my idea of "billford" is very specific and i dont want to tag it as that nor have other people tag that because of the way other people perceive it. people do not scroll through the billford tag to see a "complex" analysis of how abusive their relationship was and how bill sees ford as a toy or pet to control and play with as a way to comfort himself and cope unhealthily. people scroll through the billford tag to see them kiss and be silly when that is not at all my intention. i dont know how i would word it on the actual post in a short format which discourages me from posting it at all because i dont want the wrong audience under a post like that. do you understand. please understand.

so i drew up a little concept for him..

do not ask this man where he was in the mid 80’s…

this design is subject to changes so don’t get too attached to everything. don’t be fooled by his appearance he is fucking huge. like bud gleeful huge.

"ooohhh fiddauthor so sad so cute theyre so yaoi" you are all overlooking a very very important detail here. FIDDLEFORD HAD AND WORE FULL ASS COWBOY BOOTS IN COLLEGE.

my mother said she liked this one so you guys can also see it

bonus points if it starts out normal and then they fuck it up. theyll put like. a little bit of whiskey with some eggnog. and then they add lemon juice and hot chocolate packets in there. like they always have to ruin it.

another stan twins headcanon much like mabel and her mabel juice, the stans will create the most fucked up alcohol concoctions known to mankind. whatever they have in their cabinet and fridge will work. vodka? sure, throw it in there. pitt cola? why not? some edible glitter thats probably from mabel? hell yeah. fuck it, lets throw some god damn pancake mix in there. its always the most disgusting shit ever, and they're the only two people on the planet who would ever even consider drinking it. why they do this, nobody knows. honestly whats the reason for any of the crazy shit they do.

you guys know i had to draw this

(also i used @stephreynaart 's gus design as a reference.. pretty cool..)

for whatever reason when i read this i pictured tbob just barking at gus like a dog