Latest Posts by spooky-levi-dildo - Page 5

Hehehehe..... Hehe.... Nope nope nope.... Noooooooooooooooononononono. Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope

At first glance it looks like the fields have been blanketed with snow but this ghostly white landscape in Australia is the work of millions of spiders.

As flood waters raced past the town of Wagga Wagga, in New South Wales, the spiders were forced to clamber up trees and bushes, spinning their webs as they climbed. (Source)

HOLY MOTHERFUCKINGSHITBRICKS I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOW

A creepy scene from the movie “Attack of the Titans.” 

Steal it from trump, he can afford to lose a bit

$100,000,000,000,000 KICKSTARTER TO STEAL SATURN'S RINGS AND PUT THEM AROUND EARTH

You fools!!!!!!!! This will never work!!!!!

Naruto: *loses Sasuke in a crowded area*

Naruto: "well, this calls for desperate measures"

Naruto: "SASSSUUUUUUUUKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE"

Sasuke: *banshee screech* "NAAAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOO"

Naruto: "found him"

True

Reblog this if your blog sucks

Did you just

I stabbed my geometry homework and it was very graphic

Help us science side of tumblr

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

I reaaaaaallly want to try and buy some things on the wish list

Please read guys

So yet again, I’m asking for your help. As most of my followers know I am a sixteen year old girl fighting a very serious illness that my little brother is also showing signs of. Me and my brother are like best friends and I want the best for him in life. He’s only seven. This is us:

My family isn’t exactly wealthy and all my money is going towards my medical expenses. However, as me and Luke are both still growing, we need new clothes, and as we are human beings we need other little things like toiletries and things that make life a little brighter. I hate asking for things and I’ve had to do a lot of that for the past year, it kills me that I can’t do what I need to for my brother but at least he knows I love him and he is happy. I’m not going to ask, but I am going to leave my wish lists here for anyone who would maybe want to take a look. 

We are 16 and 7 years old, we are okay and we are happy, but there are some necessities in life that I just cannot afford. So thank you to anyone who does take a look, and I want to thank the people who have already been generous enough to help us - you have no idea how appreciated your support is in this family. 

My little brothers wish list 

My wish list 

Thank you lovely people, no hate please, I’m having a hard time lately and I can’t handle any hatred. 

Save a tube, ride a snowboard

Mine was red tho

REBLOG IF YOUR FIRST NINTENDO HANDHELD WAS THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE, GBA SP, OR GAMEBOY MICRO

Reblog this for the Game and Watch

Reblog this for the Gameboy

Reblog this for the Gameboy Color

Reblog this for the DS/DS Lite

Reblog this for the DSi/DSi XL

Reblog this for the 3DS/3DS XL/2DS

Reblog this for the New 3DS/New 3DS XL

Ok imma rant a little bit here cus I can't hold this shit it much more. Some of this shit is soooo fucking stupid like all these major corporations trying to appeal to the modern generation and it's so fucking fake, and frankly, stupid, because it's ok for boys stuff to be blue! It's ok for girls stuff to be pink! And, newsflash, hipsters! No one is gonna judge you for shopping in the goddamn boys section if you're a girl / trans / whatever the fuck you want to be known as. Same goes for vice versa. So please, stop supporting these stupid bandwagon moves by major companies that don't actually do jack shit for the community. Goodnight.

straight ppl wanna be oppressed so bad

OH MY GOD

Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time

I would be perfectly ok with a mass genocide of my entire kind right now

Smh #stopwhitepeople2015

Trust in the heart of the cards, Naruto.

Luffy, of fairy tail

Can we just look at the guy next to her who wants to be a flexasaurus

I was so terrified before the pics loaded that it would be mlp bullshit but now I am quite content

can we all just appreciate…

these

lil 

ponies

wearing

sweaters

Ikr

I grew up as a “gifted” kid and exceeded in every subject. Now, when I’m stuck on something, I have no idea how to study because I never learned when I was younger. I never developed study habits either and this screwed me up so much in high school and college.  

SLAYED

Wtf actually

Happens every day

If you had these at your birthday party you were the shit. Like you'd be drowning in bitches

tonight we will be dining on my finest china

what height are u

tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha

short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week

truest thing I've ever seen

did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget

You can comment on these things???

STOP COMMENTING ON THE CHAT POST

YOU CAN'T CHAIN ME DOWN, ASSHOLE

There is no God

JFC why didn't you guys just write the books like holy fucking shit

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

Is it wrong to laugh at this

This headstone was spotted in Goldfield, Nevada. (Source)

IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR LISTENING TO MCR

Ugh I need new songs to listen to any suggestions anyone

WHAT

#worsdate

THIS IS BEYOND ACCURATE I AM A TOTAL SLUT FOR CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS

MAN I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS 

Actually dying