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Look mom I'm popular

Plz send it to me I love you

Who ever reblogs this by july 31 I will draw a icon based off of your blog.

IF ALL MY ENEMIES THREW A PARTY, WOULD YOU LIGHT THE CANDLES, WOULD YOU DRINK THE WINE, AND WATCH THE TELEVISION

Reblog this and tag it with the lyric that’s stuck in your head

this is literally the best

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

Reblog With The Names Of The Four Minions Show Here For A Chance To Win a Trip To DisneyWorld!

Welp never mind my reblog got sucked into a black hole or something

things i hate about bandom (feel free to add)

-most of you ignore travie (gee i wonder why) -how dangerously close to superwholock levels of elitism the clique is -yall think youre punk when you couldnt be farther from it -the fact that you cant wrap your heads around mcr’s breakup -when you tweet to band members about your stupid ships -most of bandom is the epitome of “pizza netflix touch my butt uwu” -you take yourselves WAY too seriously

Poor Michael

are we just going to ignore this photo of Vic’s dad eating a taco

and throwing us a piece sign

and his mom probably making more tacos in the backround

and a whole freaking tub of salsa verde on the table

and that there is a huge picture of Vic on the wall behind him

More reason to hate the bandom in my reblog previous to this one. Idc if u check my blog just look at this post

things i hate about bandom (feel free to add)

-most of you ignore travie (gee i wonder why) -how dangerously close to superwholock levels of elitism the clique is -yall think youre punk when you couldnt be farther from it -the fact that you cant wrap your heads around mcr’s breakup -when you tweet to band members about your stupid ships -most of bandom is the epitome of “pizza netflix touch my butt uwu” -you take yourselves WAY too seriously

Definetely

Are there concerts in hell

Another relevant point without trains getting involved

ever notice how presidents only travel to elementary schools and never high schools?  its because they know that if they went to a high school the kids would be educated enough to bring up the problems with the administration.  obama and bush traveled to elementary schools because they were cowards

Dammit

me: [cracks knuckles] let’s do some marketing

knuckles from the sonic series: ow

REBLOG IF YOU LAUGHED

You tried

Have you guys heard about Schrodinger’s cat? Schrodinger, a German psychologist, put a cat inside a box with a small hole at the top. At mealtime, Schrodinger first rang a bell and then fed the cat some fish through the hole. Eventually, the cat presumably began to drool and soak the box after the bell rang, simply because it had been conditioned to know food was coming. However, since Schrodinger was unable to see into the box, he had to conclude that there was a chance the cat might not even be alive and that the box itself was drooling.

Damn bruh

Persuaded

This story is credited to Chris Stewart

It’s been 2 weeks since this whole thing started.

It all started with a tanker accident. It was all over the news. Everyone thought it was just another oil spill. There were plenty of volunteers. Plenty of people wanting to help the poor defenseless animals. Plenty of victims. Within hours of the tanker accident, it started happening. The animals had gone crazy, they were scratching and biting the clean up volunteers. They said that it was an adverse effect to whatever was in that tanker.

Keep reading

Laughed way too hard

Hitting puberty while singing Ariana Grande’s Break Free

JFC TURN ON THE AUDIO BUT TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME IF YOU HAVE HEADPHONES ON

Me as a deer

Does anyone else with anxiety get that thing where you just want everything to be quiet and when it’s not, you just get really agitated, and people’s voices just start driving you insane?

NEW SONGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bring Me The Horizon - Throne (x)

parents: what did you do today

me: nothing

parents: wELL OBVIOUSLY YOU DID SOMETHING!!! DID YOU JUST LOOK AT A *WALL* ALL DAY????????

me: to be frank i did many things but you and I both know that you know very little about my interests and I know that you don't particularly care to learn about them and I don't have the mental capability to put up with you dismissing the things that make me happy so for the sake of brevity and my emotional well being: i did nothing

I could literally drown in that water and be satisfied

Bring Me The Horizon to release new album ‘That’s the Spirit’ on September 11th

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This is what I live for. Btw superpooperscooper this is what I hope it's like when u come up but it prolly won't be XD

ride out.

Them eyebrows tho

*makes black joke*

Update its all good I'm just retarded

OLDER SASUKE IS SO HOT, I MEAN, HE IS A MIX OF ITACHI AND MADARA, MADE BY GOD'S HANDS.

For once, as a Virgo, I can verify this as 200% accurate

How fast the sign responds to texts/snapchats

Aries: a minute or a week Taurus: a few minutes Gemini: quickly unless they’re texting someone else Cancer: a minute or two Leo: INSTANTLY Virgo: around 3 minutes unless they’re busy. then it takes like 3 weeks Libra: 8 years Scorpio: looks but doesn’t reply Sagittarius: replies with an emoji or not at all Capricorn: emails Aquarius: around 5 minutes Pisces: quickly, but with ‘k’

Holy fucking shit

Is it still me that makes you sweat

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

Dying

Destroyed

notes are disgusting good riddance